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Re: Chalo hojaye kuch latifey (jokes)

Postby Arshad » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Chalo hojaye kuch latifey (jokes)

Postby Syed faheem » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:11 pm

Teacher : Tum batao ke duniya ka sub se purana janwar kounsa hai?
Ladka : Madam Zebra hai ji madam.....!
Madam : woh kaise?
Ladka : woh aisa ji madam kyu ki sub janwar colour ke hain bus innech abhi tak black n white hain....!!
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Re: Chalo hojaye kuch latifey (jokes)

Postby Tanveer Syed » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:22 pm

Ek Dawat me 4 naujawan dost ek hi table par baithe khane ke waaste
ek buzurg bhi unke saat baith gaye, Ab khana shuru hua pehle haleem aayi jaisa waiter aaya uske haat se katora liya aur apni plate me daal liya, naujawan dekhte rehgaye.
phir murag aaya, phir waise hi waiter ke haat se liya aur pura bowl khali.
naujawan bole buzurg hai janedo hum biryani khayenge.
Biryani aayi jaisa waiter aaya us ke haat se biryani li aur pure boti khud ke plate me,ek naujawan ko gussa aaya bola kiya chicha ye tariqa hai,, dusra bola arre arre ruk khande chicha ku unke paas time kam hai, chicha bole kiya matlab.. phir kiya chicha aisa khaye to rehte ukhad jate. :)
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Re: Chalo hojaye kuch latifey (jokes)

Postby Bhaijani » Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:40 am

Gosh waale Pasha bhai ek baar badi dawat kare
Magar dawat me HAD se zyaada loogaan aagay
Unku ek Idea aayaa.

Stage pe chadke announce kare ki -----

Bhai --- "sub Dulhe waale right side pee aajaaeen AUR sub Dulhan waale left side pee aajaaeen".

Saare mehmaan divide hogay
Thode right pe hogayee, thode left pe hogay-- magar kuch loog beech me hi rehgaye

Paasha bhai kiraak Hogae aur --Dulhe waaloon ku aur Dulhan waaloon ku phiraa phiraakee maarnaa shuru kare Aur baar baar ye bolre the ki

" SAALO -- YE MERE BETE KI KHATNA KI DAWAT HAI. TUMLOGAAN KAAN SEE AAY RE :) :) :)
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