by Faheem Mazhari » Fri May 31, 2002 12:30 am
Are bhaimiya kitne dino se aise ek jaga dhund ra tha bhai main. ye site pe ake sob se acha kam kara main. Sab se zyada maza hina baji ke riskhsaw wali baat padke aaya, bilkul aisiach hota tha. Main sob logon ko bolron dekho, yeh phulhyd walon ko bolenge ke yeh boad ko aisich rehne do. ab mere thode batan suno.
1.dekho yaro pure hazar rupye hona to marpha aiyenga our haar bi banjayenga, ab sob logan jaldi paise dedo to acgard wale iqbal bhai ku marphe ke advaans dedinge.
2. are phul ke har ko bhot paise lagrain miyan kya karenge? abe saleem bhai ko bolke pudine ka har bana lenge miya, tum jake mandi se pudine ka thaila lalo. Are Omar, doodh wale ahmed bhai ku jeep ke bare mein pucho yaro, tumhari achi sunte uno, nai diye to meraj ke auto pe laga denge, (Majid)pinda apne ko kya karna hain? tum kya karte? tum kuch bhi nai kar sakte, 10 bajte ki ghar ko jaton bolte tum.
3. Miyan jambiye wagera sob tayar karlo, chupa ke rakho tum kisku bhi nai dena hai.
4. Baigan ke mere yaro tum wakeel unlogon ko hatao yaro, kya unlogon ku nachne ke waste marpha laye kya? pinda hamare ku nachnaich nai derain. main pehle bol deron ab une main nachte ukhat beech mein aya to jambiya\'ch ghusan dunga.
5. This isn\'t made up.. Ek bar main our mera marhoom dost taufeeq ek walime mein gaye the. To jaane se pahle hum donon bol liye ke tu mere ko dal main tere ku dalton, bas bas bole to bhi dalte rehenge apan kya, to phir ham dono walima mein gaye, ab jaisa pelan banaye the waisei\'ch dono ek doosre ku dal rai the aur kha rahen the, ab bas bas bol lere kha te jarain. Aakhir me main taufeeq ku qurbani ka mittha dal raha tha, thoda khane ke bad phir dal raha tha, ab une bas bas bola main phir bhi dalte gaya akhir mein une bola are sahin bhi bas reh bhai. ha ha ha.
6. Chalo chaltaon miya main. Ka jara bap? Ghar ku jake khana khake ataun. Seeda Orient (meeting spot, an irani restaurant) pe aaja.
7. Chalo wasim miya chai mangaon, mere pas paise naihe miyan tum bolo. Ae babu rao do chai la, 2 emty bhi la. Acha dho ke lao pinda.
8. khaja bhai ek char cigette to diyo, paise nikalo miya. Are likhdo khaja bhai. Baitho yaro, kab tak likhte rahun? Ab yeh akhri bar deron.
9. Are miya hotel band hori yaro, chalo miya thode cigeretan lelon Bismillah mein baithenge nai to qilwath ke ground me baithenge, are nakko miya wahan pe kal baithe the to thulle agyee the mere ko sala rakh ke mara danda. Phir wahan pe qilwath ka ghanta bajtein masood miya ki hil jati.
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