BHAIMIAH, SHAHAD, SAIRA AND TO ALL MY FREINDS ASWK, EK TAZA GHAZAL PESH KARNA CHAHATI HUN AGAR ACHHI LAGI TOH PLEASE ISEY SAVE KARLENA NAHI TOH DELETE KARDENA.
Ghalib aur Mir ne likhi ghazlein zulf aur lat par,
yeh aashiq kya likh payengey aaj sher ‘internet’ par,
Un se jab miltey teh hum to hota tha ek ‘sound’,
Aaj yeh kahna padta hai, ‘Your file not found!’,
Ab inse yeh naa kehana padega, ‘I don\'t like your face’,
Mohabbat se kehdenge dil mein nahin hai ‘enough disk space’,
’Application’ yeh pyaar ke dete hain ‘e-mail se’ raat-din,
Kya yeh bhool gaye ke computer mein hota hai ek ‘Recycle bin’,
Waqt jo yeh barbad karte hai ‘office’ ka , din bhr ‘chat’ par,
‘Connection time out’ ho jayega ‘office’ sey aisey halaat par,
Roz milte hain aisey ‘BUGS’ jab hum hote hain ‘chat’ par,
Ek nikaloon \'bug\' to naye char \'bug\' aa jaate ‘chat’ par,
Kabhi qasid latey they khat aur hota tha in mein ras,
Aaj ke ‘e-mails’ mein sirf milte hain naye ‘virus’,
‘Format’ demaakh ka aashiqoan key karna padega,
Biwiyoan ka pata in mein ‘book mark’ karna padega,
‘Corrupt’ ho chukey hain itne inkey apne dil,
‘Save’ yeh biwiyoan ko nahi karsakte apne dil,
Yeh ‘cut’ ‘paste’ waloan ko kuch sikhana hoga,
‘Flow chart’ hamey bhi ab ek banana hoga,
Agar aisey hi yeh chipkey rahengey ’computer’ sey,
Hum bhi majboor ho jayenge, ‘alt+f4’ karney inhe zindagi sey.
‘If’and ‘then’ ki inke liye ab koi gunghaish nahi hogi
‘Undo’ karne ki hamare paas kuch khawish nahi hogi
Radha chalo ab hum bhi ek’program’ banatey hai,
‘Computer’ ke zaria hi inhe kuch sikaatey hai.
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Radha Ji... bahut khoob, kya kahne - very very good......Waise apki mehfil mein bin bulaye chala ayaa, iski ma\'zarat chahta hoon. Soncha \"Shayed mujhe nikal key pashtha rahein ho aap, mehfil mein is khayal se phir agaya hoon main.\"
- Kulcha Hyderabadi
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Hey this is what Radha is sayin in this ghazal to funny names like Kulcha Hyderabadi, Bhirr Ustad, etc.:
HE: I\'m a photographer i\'ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I\'m a plastic surgeon .i\'ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn\'t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must\'ve been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i\'d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must\'ve been given your share!!!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It\'s hot!!!
HE: I\'d go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i\'m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don\'t be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can\'t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don\'t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I\'ve already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can\'t seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can\'t hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can\'t seem to keep my food down!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i\'m sure there\'s no-one as ugly as you!
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
HE: Haven\'t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I\'d like to call you. What\'s your number?
SHE: It\'s in the phone book.
HE: But I don\'t know your name.
SHE: That\'s in the phone book too.
HE: Hey, baby, what\'s your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don\'t accept cheap gifts.
HE: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: I hope you didn\'t hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
HE: I\'m a photographer i\'ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I\'m a plastic surgeon .i\'ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn\'t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must\'ve been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i\'d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must\'ve been given your share!!!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It\'s hot!!!
HE: I\'d go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i\'m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don\'t be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can\'t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don\'t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I\'ve already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can\'t seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can\'t hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can\'t seem to keep my food down!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i\'m sure there\'s no-one as ugly as you!
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
HE: Haven\'t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I\'d like to call you. What\'s your number?
SHE: It\'s in the phone book.
HE: But I don\'t know your name.
SHE: That\'s in the phone book too.
HE: Hey, baby, what\'s your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don\'t accept cheap gifts.
HE: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: I hope you didn\'t hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
- Radha Ka Shyam
- Guest
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Kulcha Hyderabadi, Shaal mein lapatkar marney ka shukriya, Darasal aap ne ghor nahi kiya key meiney \"TO ALL MY FREINDS LIKHA\" agar aap apney aap ko mera dost nahi samajhtey to koi baat nahi. Bhaimiah, shahad and Saira ka naam isiliye likha key yeh ghazal us ka jawab hai jo bhaimiah ney 7th september ko post ki thi aur Saira and shahed ney bhi post kiya tha usi silsilay mein. Waisey agar mujhsey ghalti hui to maafi chahti hun.
- Radha
- Guest
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Radha: Its nice one (BTW I am not allowing your bhabhi to learn and even touch the computer ! lol).
- Bhaimiya
- Guest
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Radha did not mention the name of Bhirr Ustad then how come this gentlemen know the name of Bhirr Ustad? Its look like \"Ghar ka bhedi Lanka dhaye\".
- Hairatzada
- Guest
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*yawn* *double yawn* the messages are too long and ...didn\'t read \'em. heh he.
- popesmokesdope
- Guest
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bhaimiah, Yeh lol! kehne sey kuch nahi hota, is sey pehle bhi aap saira ke sher par yahi kaha tha. Bhabhi sey itna dar accha nahi. unko bhi moakha do, internet par aane ka.
- Radha
- Guest
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Radhaji pehle to aap ke sher ki saraahna karna chahunga..BTW, bhaimiya ke sher ka jawab shahed bhai ne nahin maine diya tha...We are two separate entities!! Anyways, nice work...keep it up..
- ShaadAabad
- Guest
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radha bhai.
appreciate if you can please., please type in english.. cant understand what you are trying to key.... yaa it is really yawning.. too many.....
appreciate if you can please., please type in english.. cant understand what you are trying to key.... yaa it is really yawning.. too many.....
- neeraj
- Guest
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Hey Neeraj watz this Bro...\'Radha plz type in english\'... I think we can TYPE only one language on this board and that is English....isn\'t it. So dont yawn n have a nice sleep.
- Shahed.
- Guest
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Bahoot khoob , Acchi hai , waqai bahoot acchi hai aapki ye nayee peshkash..absolutely good combination..(Khaafi-e se Khaafia bahoot accha milaa-e Aap). Lekin ye bechaare masoom computer aur mazloom aashiqon ko BONTE mein lapat ke maarain na aap...Nai
- Shahed.
- Guest
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Radha, bohot achhi ghazal hai.behad pasand aai.. Aapki baat bilkul sahi hai, Bhaimiya jo hain na voh bhabijaan se bohot darte hain isi liye unki ghairmaujudgi main apne aap ko sher deikhate hain LOLOLOL
- saira
- Guest
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Bhaimiyan ki qidmat main with due respect...darte darte bhi shaohar CHAT karte hain internet par, pakde gaye tu news ka bahana kardete hain internet par...ratjaga hota hai unka jab tak voh na jayen internet par, begum karvaten leten hain sari raat aur voh hote hain internet par
- Saira
- Guest
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Saira: Bahot khoob sher hey aur mujhey kuch kuch shak ho raha hey key aapka mere Home Ministry sey direct contact hogaya bolkey. Wesey ek zamana hogaya mein na internet per news dekhta na TV per aur na newspaper pad raha hoon (sab news jhooti hotee hein especially CNN per). Wesey ek baat boloon na mein Biwi sey darta na Biwi becharee merey sey dartee hay albatta woh mere izzat kartee hey aur mein ussey shafaqt sey pesh aata hoon. Albatta mein yeh aajkal ki Disco ladkiyaan jo internet pey chaat ko aatee hein unsey bahot darta hoon kyonkey unko unglee pakdo boley toh pounchaiech pakadletien dekkho, isliye ab chaat roomon per jana bilkul band kardeeyon. Radha is dafey mein \"lol\" nai bolron dekho.
- Bhaimiya
- Guest
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Ratjaga hota hai....Begum karvaten leten hain sari raat aur voh hte hain internet par\"\" --- wah wah wah....kya baat hai Saira Didi... Ab unka version suniyeh \"Taskeen ko ham na royein jo zouq-e-nazar miley, Hooraan-e-quld mein teri soorat magar miley!\"
- Kulcha Hyderabadi
- Guest
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Bhaimiah, Shukar hai aap jawab to diye main samjhi key phir lol na kehdey. Magar bol key phass jaye dekho, toh aap internet par Ladkiyoan ko ungliyan pakardwaatey tey, bhabhi se milna padeyga, kahin unglee pakadatey, pakadatey haat na pakadlenaa??\"\"\"\"\"\"lol\"\"\"\"\"
- Radha
- Guest
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Radha: Mein toh unglee ki misal diya tha, mera matlab tha just chating for some fun and sher & shayeri, but the opposite party wants complete hand not only finger - \"Badi mushkil sey damman bachaya aur zindagi bhar key liye tobba kar liya key ab Disco Ladkiyon sey chat nahi karoonga bolkey\". Han agar mamila Shayed key saat hota toh aur baat thi bhai. Dekhien aap mein kitna accha hogaya hoon phir \"lol\" nayee bola. Upper ki puree story aapki Bhabi ko malum hey.
- Bhaimiya
- Guest
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Kulcha: aur bechari biviyan kahti hain...ujad ujad ke sanvarti hai tere hijr ki shaam, na puchho kaise guzarti hai tere hijr ki shaam..jahan jahan bhi milen teri qurbaton ke nishan, vahan vahn se ubharti hai tere hijr ki shaam
- Saira
- Guest
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Bhaimiyan: kya aap mazakh ke batan dil se laga lete. Ab yaan koon koon shadi shuda hai nain malum, sirf apka malum hai, is vaste apko tang karte rahte hum logan. Ab humko kya malum apki \"disco\" ka qissa LOLOL. Bhabijaan nain sune jaisa tu bhi bole deo hum logon ko. verna hum gana gainge...
disco disco pukaron main man main..meri disco basi mere man main LOLOLOL
disco disco pukaron main man main..meri disco basi mere man main LOLOLOL
- saira
- Guest
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Saira: Mein bhi chodtey rehton agar sahi khisa hota toh mein board per post karton kya - bahot bhada chodoon hoon mein.
- Bhaimiya
- Guest
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Bhaimiya, ye \"disco\" ladkiyon ka kya to bi khissa hain bhaii?!!
- Shaad-Aabaad
- Guest
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