Baigan Ke Baatan Nakko Karo.

[Pasha Chicha]

Arey bhai sahab Hyderabadi pakwanon ki to watt laggaye yaro, pehley dable ke mitthey ke upar fighting hojati thi, ajh kal sabit khurbani ko koi bhao nahi deta, khair iski maa ki kirkiri yeh Westernisation aur uska pakwan apney Miya Bhaiyyon ke uppar aisa chaagaya ke pucho mat, jidhar dekho pottey pulsar ku modify karkey st anns collage ke cheap pottiyon key picchey nangey hojarey dekho, doston sey kharzey lete jaarey aur date'on par lekey jarey, bhikariyan jeb mein gold flake kharidney ku paisey nai lekin yeh Westernisation ki taraf se Pizza hut, Barrista, Life style thu thu thu, parsumich 31december ku Necklace road pey sarey pungiyan bajatey hue chakkaran marrey they, miya bhaiyyan packetan peekey lut put hai afsoos bhi hota aur hansi bhi aati inkey uppar ke aakhir Yeh Log apney tehzeeb ku piche chordkey yeh Jahalat mein kyun dakhil hona chahatey, khair mai yeh discussion board khola dekho yaha pey apan Hyderabadiyon ke lifestyle aur changing times ke uppar bat karingey, ek wo zamana tha aur ek yeh zamana hai!!

[ramani]

Baigon se mereko allergy hai bhaiyon behnon. Kya haina doosrey shehraN ki tarah Hyderabad ko bhi West ki hawa lag gayi hai. Pehley pottiyan boletho gora hona bolthey, potti kya hai ki purey kapdey pehenko chaley thabich achchi lagthi thi , Pottey seetiyaN maarthey they. Potty bhi sharmako muh pherko muskurako , gaali deko jaathi thi. Abhi waisey potti dekhey tho pottey route iCH change kar lera. Fashion ka mathlabiCH change ho gaya yaro. Aaj kal pottey kya dekhrey maalum otti kaali hona kehtey !( Like Bipasha basu ) Tighttt Jeans rehna, T-shirt rahey tho mast kehtey. 5 foot ki potti 5.6" inch dikhna, sandalaN ki jagah Seedi laga lerey, Haathan mein ek Cell phone, naak ke upar ek chashma, hand bag nakko , Jeans mein jebaN hai naa. Haan potton ke paas CBZ ya Pulser hai tho potti ke paas Kinetic ya Pride ye scooty tho bhi Hona.

Pehley Cyclan ke aagey ki Dandey par bitako tank band lejatey they yaro , ab tho cycle parking - scooter parking ban gaye



AAgey kya hoyenga malum nahi, Bhagwaan bachaye Hyderabad ku.

[Kya Bolloon?]

PC aur ramani143: Tum doono bilkul sahi bole. Phele poti ku patana bole toh kayi din chakkeran lagana paRhta tha, uske gher kei, buson mein ya paidal uske piche. Ab toh mamle bilkul ultha hei hi aur hello phir chalo date per uske baad..................ab tum donno samajdaar hei samaj lo mein kya boloon iske aage.

[kuchbhihugga mera naam]

Arey bhai sahab Hyderabadi pakwanon ki to watt laggaye yaro, pehley dable ke mitthey ke upar fighting hojati thi, ajh kal sabit khurbani ko koi bhao nahi deta, khair iski maa ki kirkiri yeh Westernisation aur uska pakwan apney Miya Bhaiyyon ke uppar aisa chaagaya ke pucho mat, jidhar dekho pottey pulsar ku modify karkey st anns collage ke cheap pottiyon key picchey nangey hojarey dekho, doston sey kharzey lete jaarey aur date'on par lekey jarey, bhikariyan jeb mein gold flake kharidney ku paisey nai lekin yeh Westernisation ki taraf se Pizza hut, Barrista, Life style thu thu thu, parsumich 31december ku Necklace road pey sarey pungiyan bajatey hue chakkaran marrey they, miya bhaiyyan packetan peekey lut put hai afsoos bhi hota aur hansi bhi aati inkey uppar ke aakhir Yeh Log apney tehzeeb ku piche chordkey yeh Jahalat mein kyun dakhil hona chahatey, khair mai yeh discussion board khola dekho yaha pey apan Hyderabadiyon ke lifestyle aur changing times ke uppar bat karingey, ek wo zamana tha aur ek yeh zamana hai!!

aap st anns ko cheep kyu bole. waha ache bacheya bhi bohot hai

[parinda]

Aaj kal pottey kya dekhrey maalum otti kaali hona kehtey !( Like Bipasha basu )

[smack]

Pasha Chicha,



Kyaa topikaa chaalu kare.....



Hyderabadaan toh ek dameech badal gaya, miyaan. Potte aur pottiyaan bahut shaane ho gaye. Stylaan ka to nakko poocho. Maaki, TV aur picturaan dekh ke ek se ek stylaa maar re.



Kuch toh bhi horaa Hydraabad ko

[jst a hyderabadi]

st.anns ke poore pottiyaan chiller nai rehte ji thode achche bhi rehte

[smack]

st.anns ke poore pottiyaan chiller nai rehte ji thode achche bhi rehte

Hau



Sachchi bole



St.Anns ki pottiyan pottiyan nahi bombaaa hai. Phod daalte



Wiase aap bhi St.Anns ki thee kyaa??

[jst a hyderabadi]

st.anns ke poore pottiyaan chiller nai rehte ji thode achche bhi rehte

jee nahin main st.anns ki nahin hoon but am thinking of joining there wht do all the people here suggest? is there any other gud college only for girls? if so then do tell me

[HH]

Baigan Baataan Nakuch Ji ... Yeh Hyderabad Hai ... Biryani Baataan Karnaa / Khaanaa / Khilaanaa ... Sabku Ji!

[Rabab]

Phela to bhi agar hyderabad ko gaaye aur kisko bhi boley bahaar jakey kahinga jee bole to..gokul ke chaat ko nahi to bhi anand bhavaan ko lekay jate the...ab jakae kahinga bole to pizza hut ko leko gaayein......kya logan hai dekho

[HH]

... pizza***** hut ko leko gaayein ...

South Mein IDLY
North Mein ***** ITALY
Hyderabad Mein Bhi *****ITALY
Yech Yech ***** NAUBAT!

[Niky]

acchi topic nikale..aap log sahi bolre..main do saal mein ek baar jatiun hyderabad ko aur har saal mereku difference dikhra, kitna westernization ho gaya..aisich raha to poora culture bigadh jaata.. hyderebad bole to ladkiyan achha shalwar kameez pehna..lekin mein suni mere doston se jo hyderabad mein hai ki aaj kal mein zyaada tar ladkiyan chhote kapde pehnri, yeh achha nahi hai naa..aur potte bhi kitne lathor ho gaye udhar main suni...abhi yeh saal jarium main hyd july mein inshallah tab dekhtiyun na kitna change hua..phir main comment detium

[Cragg]

The situation:

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name
is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school
located in Tappachaputra. Its principal is educated in Urdu high
school and claims that he passed tenth class!

There is a school inspection the next day and the
conversation is as
follows :

Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa
(questions) puchinga. Sab
achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho
main uske pairaan thodtoon."

Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai
hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta kathey?"

Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich
nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku
main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to
inispector ke saamney
mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu."

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his
father that he is not going to school the next day.

Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai?
Gaand pay maartoon saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"

Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."

Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai
jayinga kathey kal.
Agar ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu,
agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan
pairaan thod daaltaun."

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day at inschool,
the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.

Teacher, "Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun
aaya re?"

Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya
to."

Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last
bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chhup jaa...
Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri baiganmein miljayingi."

So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind
a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.

Inspector, "Adaab."

Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab.
Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte."

Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai
aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal -
Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si
hai?"

Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, Kaleja saab."

Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who
gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab!"

Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"

Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."

Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to
kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku
kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab."

Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but
Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because
he does not know the answer.

Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa
woh pottey ka naam kya hai?"

Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku
dikhaa re tu) Woh Chotu hai saab."

Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se
lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke
peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"

Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."

Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"

Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku
maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab,
jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to
bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau
padthaum."

Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."

Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi
re!!!"

Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar
badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich
sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan
kaa answer hai re?"

Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.
Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to
yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi...

Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey, wahaan
new city mein sabki gaand phat thi...
Uttaa kyoon
saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere
teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"

[Cragg]

The above joke may have language which may not appreciated by all , This joke is not intended to people of any particular medium school. ANy resemblance of characters to people alive or real incidents is purely coincidental.

the rating for the joke is AAA.

Any criticisation of this joke shud be sent as a PM to the author of the particular post.

any encouragements or appreciation can be posted publicly.

No negative comments are tolerated and will be replied back in even filthier languages .

Itta kaiku sonchrain pado , haso, phir dusra post dekho

[HH]

Baigan ... Biryani ... Baigan



Malakpet Se Guzarra Thaa ... "Kya Miyan Kya Dhuundrein?" ... "B ..." ... "Baigan Us Taraf ... Markit Mein ... Milega ... Is Taraf Hyderabad House Hai Ji ... " >>>>> Hyderabad House Mein Gayaa Toh Dekha >>>>> "All Biryanis Sold Out" ---- Ab Kya Karnaa ... Us Taraf Jaku BAIGAN Ich Kharidnaa Padaa ...

[Niky]

The above joke may have language which may not appreciated by all , This joke is not intended to people of any particular medium school. ANy resemblance of characters to people alive or real incidents is purely coincidental.

the rating for the joke is AAA.

Any criticisation of this joke shud be sent as a PM to the author of the particular post.

any encouragements or appreciation can be posted publicly.

No negative comments are tolerated and will be replied back in even filthier languages .

Itta kaiku sonchrain pado , haso, phir dusra post dekho

haha tht was hilarious..i had a good laugh

[smack]

acchi topic nikale..aap log sahi bolre..main do saal mein ek baar jatiun hyderabad ko aur har saal mereku difference dikhra, kitna westernization ho gaya..aisich raha to poora culture bigadh jaata.. hyderebad bole to ladkiyan achha shalwar kameez pehna..lekin mein suni mere doston se jo hyderabad mein hai ki aaj kal mein zyaada tar ladkiyan chhote kapde pehnri, yeh achha nahi hai naa..aur potte bhi kitne lathor ho gaye udhar main suni...abhi yeh saal jarium main hyd july mein inshallah tab dekhtiyun na kitna change hua..phir main comment detium

Toh aap kyaa pahenke aari?? Salwaar kameez ki apne pottiyan ke maafik ek dum item dress??

[Niky]

acchi topic nikale..aap log sahi bolre..main do saal mein ek baar jatiun hyderabad ko aur har saal mereku difference dikhra, kitna westernization ho gaya..aisich raha to poora culture bigadh jaata.. hyderebad bole to ladkiyan achha shalwar kameez pehna..lekin mein suni mere doston se jo hyderabad mein hai ki aaj kal mein zyaada tar ladkiyan chhote kapde pehnri, yeh achha nahi hai naa..aur potte bhi kitne lathor ho gaye udhar main suni...abhi yeh saal jarium main hyd july mein inshallah tab dekhtiyun na kitna change hua..phir main comment detium

Toh aap kyaa pahenke aari?? Salwaar kameez ki apne pottiyan ke maafik ek dum item dress??

nahi sorry main doosri pottiyon ki tarah nahi hoon..apni shalwar kameez hi pehnkar aaoongi

[fn]

acchi topic nikale..aap log sahi bolre..main do saal mein ek baar jatiun hyderabad ko aur har saal mereku difference dikhra, kitna westernization ho gaya..aisich raha to poora culture bigadh jaata.. hyderebad bole to ladkiyan achha shalwar kameez pehna..lekin mein suni mere doston se jo hyderabad mein hai ki aaj kal mein zyaada tar ladkiyan chhote kapde pehnri, yeh achha nahi hai naa..aur potte bhi kitne lathor ho gaye udhar main suni...abhi yeh saal jarium main hyd july mein inshallah tab dekhtiyun na kitna change hua..phir main comment detium

Toh aap kyaa pahenke aari?? Salwaar kameez ki apne pottiyan ke maafik ek dum item dress??

nahi sorry main doosri pottiyon ki tarah nahi hoon..apni shalwar kameez hi pehnkar aaoongi

aahaaan



to hyderabad aarain bolo



aao aao



yahan sab kuch nai badla

kuch cheezein waisich hai bas logon ka nazaria badla hai

[HH]

... nazaria *****

***** sundariyonko bandarkosa dekhtain ... ; ... bandariyonko ghur ghur dekhtain ... phuut phuut ko ... hastain ... Ab Bhi! ... "Is Mein Kuchh Badlaa Miyan?"

[Niky]

... nazaria *****

***** sundariyonko bandarkosa dekhtain ... ; ... bandariyonko ghur ghur dekhtain ... phuut phuut ko ... hastain ... Ab Bhi! ... "Is Mein Kuchh Badlaa Miyan?"

kya matlab hai iska?

[Cragg]

... nazaria *****

***** sundariyonko bandarkosa dekhtain ... ; ... bandariyonko ghur ghur dekhtain ... phuut phuut ko ... hastain ... Ab Bhi! ... "Is Mein Kuchh Badlaa Miyan?"

kya matlab hai iska?

Ha Ha Ha



Iska matlab nai samjhe to achcha hai



Ya phir samajh ke bhi nai samjhey bolna padta.

[HH]

Thank You, "Cragg" & "Niky" ... For Your Interest / Response!



"Samajhnewaaley Samajh Gaye Hain ... Jo Na Samajhe Woh A... "

[Niky]

Thank You, "Cragg" & "Niky" ... For Your Interest / Response!

"Samajhnewaaley Samajh Gaye Hain ... Jo Na Samajhe Woh A... "

hey cmonnnnnn!! i really wanna knww...