LITE le re bhai

by HH » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:30 am

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CAFE wrote: lite le re bhai ...

Garam Chai Sabko Pilaanaa Hogaa, "CAFE" Bhai ... lite NAI le re bhai ... :wink:

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by HH » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:23 pm

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CAFE wrote: lite le re bhai ...

BM Sahab Bole ..."mei briyani, khurbani ka mittha aur dusre bahot sare luzamat bane kei rakha tha aapki khatirdari kei liye" ... Sirf Garam Chai Aapko Pilaanaa Hogaa, "CAFE" Bhai :wink:

... Ab Aap LITE Saansaan Le Saktey Bhai ... :wink:

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by HH » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:44 am

lite le re bhai ...lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ...

- lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... Kis Ko Bolrein "CAFE" Bhai ...

SACHIN Bhai Ko? ...
- Unka Bat ... "Heavy" Hai ... Bambayi Ke Babu Hain Naa ... Usiiliye ... LITE Daudtey ... Runaan Khuub Kartey
- Hamaarey Hyderabadi "Nawab" ... VVS Bhai, "Heavy" Hai Uno ... Aksar RUN-OUT Ho Jaatey Naa! :wink:

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- lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... :wink:

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by HH » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:46 am

Yeh Kyaa Ratrein Bhai ...

lite le re bhai ...lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ...

- lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... Yeh Kyaa Ratrein Bhai ...

- MMTS Ke Do Naye Stationaan Shurru Kar Diye YSR Sahab ... LITE ...
- Magar Railaan Kahaan Ji? ... Din Mein Ek Baar? ... Do Baar ?!... Basaan Kidhar Kahtey !?!... :wink:

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... Sab Bekaar Kaamaan Yeh Ji
- Tab Tak ... Garam Chai ... lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ... :wink:

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by HH » Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:55 pm

Yeh Kyaa Ratrein Bhai ...

lite le re bhai ...lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ...

- Yaad Rakhna ... Miyan "Chai" Khan ... :wink:

- Ain:?: ... Yeh? Kya?! ...

- "Garam" Chai ... Kadak Lena, Miyan! ... Coffee Strong Hich Rahna ... Magar ...
- Magar ... Yeh Agar ... Magar ... Kya Bhai :?:

- Miyan "Chai" Khan ... :wink:

... Lite Lenaa Miyan ... LIFE Lite Hich Lenaa ... :wink:

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by HH » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:24 am

Yeh Kyaa Bolrein Bhai ... Totaa Bangaye Kyaa

lite le re bhai ...lite le re bhai ... lite le re bhai ...

- br ... br ... br ... ( :shock:

- Ain:?: ... Yeh? Kya?! ...

- Wahan ... Thand ... Aur ... Barf ... Isiliye ... br ... br ... br ...
- Magar ... Yehan ... Gr ... Gr ... Gr ... Garam ... Garam ... Garam ... :?:

- Phir Bhi ... Garam ... Garam ... Garam ... CHAI Lenaa :wink:

... Lite Lenaa Miyan ... LIFE Lite Hich Lenaa ... :wink:

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by **Red Combat** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:34 pm

Hey Howle, Lite le re. aage bhi pad.

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Howla. His father is ambitious to educate Howla. Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows:

Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab achaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom.

Howla: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochanaa puchta kathey?

Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum.

Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.

So our Howla is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going to school the next day.

Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai? Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to.

Howla: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.

Father: Usku akhal hai ? Begum suno! Howla ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar isney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Howla, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum.

So Howla cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see Howla back:

Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kaiko aaya re ?

Howla: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to.

Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri lag jayingi.

So Howla goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.

Inspector: Adaab.

Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte.

Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai?

Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!

Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.

Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun?

Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab.

Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?

Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.

Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab.

Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!

In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Howla is hiding because he does not know the answer.

Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai?

Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu)Woh Howla hai saab.

Inspector: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Howla, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?

Howla: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab.

Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??

Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Howla, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum.

Howla: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai saab.

Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!!

Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar! Badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re?

Howla: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata ...Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat thi ... ..Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey...wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi. Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatri dekho!!!!

by **Red Combat** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:36 pm

HH, are you so despo to get you PC ++ed ?

itte baar kyun rat ra hain ? Lite le re bhai. Kaali peeli mein kaiku tension.

by HH » Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:30 pm

Red Combat wrote:HH, are you so despo to get you PC ++ed ?
itte baar kyun rat ra hain ? Lite le re bhai. Kaali peeli mein kaiku tension.

Shukriya, "Red Combat" ... "Lite" Baataanke Liye! ... Kahin Bhi Jaao ... Rly Station Mein Boltey ... "Lite" Chalo! ... Ramaiah Saab Boltely "Lite" Laao ... PC ... Power Cut ... Aaney Waalaich ... Hotel Mein Jaao ... Puuchhtaa Bearer ... "Lite" ... Yaa ... Coffee Yaa Chai ... :wink:

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by **Red Combat** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:46 pm

HH wrote:
Red Combat wrote:HH, are you so despo to get you PC ++ed ?
itte baar kyun rat ra hain ? Lite le re bhai. Kaali peeli mein kaiku tension.

Shukriya, "Red Combat" ... "Lite" Baataanke Liye! ... Kahin Bhi Jaao ... Rly Station Mein Boltey ... "Lite" Chalo! ... Ramaiah Saab Boltely "Lite" Laao ... PC ... Power Cut ... Aaney Waalaich ... Hotel Mein Jaao ... Puuchhtaa Bearer ... "Lite" ... Yaa ... Coffee Yaa Chai ... ...

Theek hai hum bhi lite lete. Aur ek lime tea maarte lite hoke

by HH » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:25 am

Red Combat wrote:... ek lime tea ...

Ek Lime Tea ...

Sirf Ek?! ... :wink:

Ek Se Kya Hota ... "RC" Bhai ...SAB KO PILAANAA ... YEH LIME TEA ... "Red Chai" Bhai ... "Cafe" Bhai ... "lite" Bhai ... Dost Azazel ... Brother "mark" ... God "CAD" ... "Cool" God ... BM Sahab ... Saarey FHDB Ke Mehfil Ko ... Bulaa Leingey ... lite ... LitE ... LITE ... Taim Ke Liye ...

by **kya to bhi hain** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:49 pm

kya horaa bhai idhar :roll:

by HH » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:26 pm

kya to bhi hain wrote:kya horaa bhai idhar

Shukriya, "kya to bhi hain" ... Lite Lite Baataan Horain... Garam Chai Ke Saath! ... Aur Ek Cup CHAI Laao Bhai ... In Ke Liye! :wink:

by HH » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:41 pm

Computers Confuse Parents: Lite Lite Baataan ...

Computers Confuse Parents: Lite Lite Baataan ...
Computer Screen "Lite"
... my mother insists that i turn the light on when i'm typing away late at night on my laptop. as if it's some piece of paper that needs illumination. i'm like "mom, the screen IS a light" but she doesn't get it.

and waaaaay back when i was about 15, i was the victim of a computer virus. i was telling my mom about it and my dad overheard. he said that the computer virus was because of the fact that i left the window in my room open and it was cold outside.

yes.

more when i think of more. anyone else have stories of confused parents / relatives in the computing arena?

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Tab Tak ... Break ... Lite TEA BREAK! :wink:

by HH » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:42 pm

Nothing LITE for Computer Users : Lite Chai Baataan ...

Security Adviser : No Simple Life For Computer Users - If Paris Hilton isn't safe, what hope is there for the rest of us?

It's no simple life for Paris Hilton these days. First her Sidekick address book was hacked and her celebrity friends' phone numbers were made public; then the hotel heiress' name became the bait for two different e-mail worms.
Experts at SophosLabs, Sophos' (Profile, Products, Articles) global network of virus and spam analysis centers, are warning users about the dangers of opening e-mail containing references to Paris Hilton after they discovered two separate worms that each claims to contain hard-core footage of the privacy-challenged blond heiress.

The W32.Sober-K worm bulk-mails itself using a variety of different subject lines, including "Paris Hilton, pure!" and "Paris Hilton SexVideos." The multilingual worm can send itself in German or English, depending on whether it thinks the recipient's e-mail address is owned by a speaker of German or English.

The W32.Ahker-C worm, meanwhile, sends itself using the subject line "Paris Hilton...download it!" with an attached file called "ParisXXX.zip." The worm attempts to disable anti-virus and firewall software running on the computer and blocks access to a number of Web sites, potentially opening the PC to further attack by hackers and malware.

Sophos recommends that companies protect their e-mail gateways with a consolidated solution that defends against viruses and spam. Businesses should also secure their desktops and servers with automatically updated protection.

Although these worms are dangerous enough, it was the hacking of T-Mobile's servers and the subsequent release of information gleaned from Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick wireless device that has caused the most consternation.

The target was the servers that wireless carrier T-Mobile uses to run services for its Sidekick users. The attackers grabbed copies of Hilton's phone list, which included celebrity party pals such as rapper Eminem and Christina Aguilera. They then quickly posted the previously private digits on several Internet sites. The attackers also grabbed some embarrassing (if that is still possible for Ms. Hilton) photos taken with her cell phone.

Hilton's party buddies may be upset with her, but they should probably be more upset with T-Mobile for not paying closer attention to the possibility of an attack on these servers. Details about how the attack was carried out have not been made public. But until more is known, users might want to rethink how much personal information they carry around in such devices. Here's one useful question to ask yourself: "Would I want my mother to know this?"

Supposedly, federal prosecutors have in custody the person who carried out the attack. A 22-year-old Oregon man recently pleaded guilty to a single felony count of illegally accessing a protected computer and causing damage. Federal officials have been handling the case with an unusual degree of secrecy, probably because one of the Sidekick accounts compromised was that of a U.S. Secret Service agent who used the device for agency work.

Remember on "The X-Files" when the agents constantly talked on their cell phones? No wonder they never got proof of the existence of aliens -- they were being hacked.

- Bob Francis : February 25, 2005
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Miyaa Sunrein ... Bade Bade Baataan Samajhney Tak ... Break ... Lite TEA BREAK! :wink:

by HH » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:54 pm

Lite Chai Baataan ...Irani Chai or Tea

Irani Chai or Tea

The famous chai of Hyderabad has a history that dates back to the 1600s when Iranis had visited the kingdom of Golconda. They brought along with them their customs and traditions and this warm beverage that they drank to quench their thirst. This tea was very different from the tea that was produced in other parts of the country. The black and green tea introduced by Iranians that was later on called “Irani - Chai” was processed differently after plucking. Now this tea is part of the Hyderabadi culture, a part of it’s soul and it’s being.

Miyaa Kyaa Sunaarein ... Woh Bhi Irani Chai Ke Baarey Mein ... Achchha Leingay Lite TEA BREAK!

by HH » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:24 pm

Lite Chai Baataan ...Irani Chai or Tea ... Sachin Sau Chhuut Gaye ... Kaiku

Sachin Sau Chhuut Gaye ... Kaiku

- Sachin Sau Chhuut Gaye ... Kaiku Kahtey
- SITE Screen HITE Baraabar Nai Bolrein Bhai ...
- Ain? ... Ittisi Baat Par ... Record Ki Maukaa ... Chhod Diye
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- Achchha Miyan ... Yahaan Kheltey Toh Aisaa Nahin Hotaanaa Miyan ...
- So Kaiku ... Bolo Ji
- Yahaan .. Garam Garam Chai ... IRANI HOTEL CHAI ...
- Piiko ... Chhakkey Maar Detey ... Aur Kaam Ban Jaateich Na

- Miyaa Kyaa Boley ... Sahi Baat Irani Chai Ke Baarey Mein ... Sachin Ko Kahengey ... LITE Lenaa ... Lite HYDERABADI IRANI TEA BREAK Lenaa!

by HH » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:46 am

Lite Chai Gaanaa ..."Ek Garam Chai Ki Pyaali Ho"

Ek Garam Chai Ki Pyaali Ho

Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

Subah subah main nikloon ghar se ...
Har lamha bas yaad karoon uski ... baatein
...
Uske liye ho jeena marna
Aur bhala kya mujhko karna
Mere liye khushaali ho
Uske bina sab khaali ho
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

Raat ko jab main vaapas aaoon wo darwaaza khole ...

Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

-Song Sung By ANU MALIK & CHORUS, From "HAR DIL JO PYAAR KAREGA" [/color]

by HH » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:23 pm

Lite Hyderabadi Sabzi ... Baghara Baingan ...Brinjal / Eggplant in Peanut Gravy

Baghara Baingan : Brinjal / Eggplant in Peanut Gravy

Ingredients:
1 large eggplant
1 cup peanuts
2 Tbsp. sesame seeds (optional)
4 jalapeno peppers, quartered(optional)
1/4 size piece tamarind or 1 tsp paste
1/2 tsp turmeric (optional)
2 Tbsp. grated coconut
4 bay leaves
5 Tbsp. oil

Directions
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Best served with rice. Serve hot, but save some for the next day, when it tastes best.

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- Ey Lo ... Idhar Bhi ... Baingan Baataan ... Shuruu Kar Diye ... Miyaan

- LITE Lenaa Bhai ... Yeh Khaas Hyderabadi Sabzi Hai Bhai ... Pahalaa GARAM CHAI Piinaa :wink:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:31 pm

There are no more places that serve Bagara Baingan anymore are they?

HH sir, Canya name some so that I visit them in the future? I've never had good Bagara Baingan

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:27 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:There are no more places that serve Bagara Baingan anymore are they?
HH sir, Canya name some so that I visit them in the future? I've never had good Bagara Baingan

Old city mein milna chahiye yaaron...

by HH » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:55 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:There are no more places that serve Bagara Baingan anymore are they?
HH sir, Canya name some so that I visit them in the future? I've never had good Bagara Baingan
Old city mein milna chahiye yaaron...

Hyderabadi Sabzi ... Baghara Baingan ...Brinjal / Eggplant in Peanut Gravy ... Thank You, "akhilis2cool" & "Jaszalcatraz" Baghara Baingan along with Other Hyderabadi Specials Veg Biryani / Pulao & Double-Ka-Meetha Are Served At Functions ... It is Special but Regular Fare at Industrial Canteens ... You May Explore HYDERABAD HOUSE Which Specialises in Hyderabadi Food And Noted For Cleanliness & Separate Consideration For Vegetarian Food... Double-Ka-Meetha Is Rarely Available Outside Functions / Homes ... Not Like Sweet Specialists "G Pulla Reddy" / "Almond House" / "Tewari Bros."

by HH » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:39 pm

Woh Logaan Aarein ... Unko HEAVY Khilao Pilao ... LITE Lenaa Ham Sab :wink:

- Suney Miyaan ... Woh Logaan Aarein ... Cricket Match Khelney ...

- Unko HEAVY Khilao Pilao ... Ham Sab LITE Lenaa :wink:

by HH » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:26 pm

Woh Logaan Jiitrein ... Kisko HEAVY Khilao Pilao Karrein :wink:

- Suney Miyaan ... Woh Logaan Jiitrein ... Kisko HEAVY Khilao Pilao Karrein ... Kya Match Kheltey Dada...

- LITE Lekey Lekey ... Dada Ka Haalat ... Yeh ? :wink:

by HH » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:32 pm

Woh Logaan Suutrein ... Jiitrein ... Kaise LITE Letey Hamaarey Logaan

- Suney Miyaan ... Woh Logaan Suutrein ... Jiitrein ... Kaise LITE Letey Hamaarey Logaan

- Kaise? ... Garam Chai Piiko ... LITE Letey :wink:

LITE le re bhai

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Sirf Garam Chai Aapko Pilaanaa Hogaa, "CAFE" Bhai

"Heavy" Hai Uno ... Aksar RUN-OUT Ho Jaatey Naa!

MMTS Ke Do Naye Stationaan Shurru Kar Diye YSR Sahab ... LIT

Lite Lenaa Miyan ... LIFE Lite Hich Lenaa ...

Lite Lenaa Miyan ... Yeh Kyaa Bolrein Bhai ... Totaa Ba ...

Shukriya, "Red Combat" ... "Lite" "

Ek Lime Tea ...

Lite Lite Baataan Horain ... Garam Chai Ke Saath!

Lite Lite Baataan : Computers Confuse Parents

Nothing LITE for Computer Users : Lite Chai Baataan ...

Lite Chai Baataan ...Irani Chai or Tea[

Lite Chai Baataan ...Irani Chai or Tea ... Sachin Sau Chhuut

Lite Chai Gaanaa ..."Ek Garam Chai Ki Pyaali Ho"

Lite Hyderabadi Sabzi ... Baghara Baingan ...Brinjal / Eggpl

Hyderabadi Sabzi ... Baghara Baingan ...Brinjal / Eggplant

Woh Logaan Aarein ... Unko HEAVY Khilao Pilao ... LITE Lenaa

Woh Logaan Jiitrein ... Kisko HEAVY Khilao Pilao Karrein

Woh Logaan Suutrein ... Jiitrein ... Kaise LITE Letey Hamaar

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