Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga...

[Chahat]

Savera kya hua,aap sitaro ko bhul gaye...

Suraj kya aaya,chaand ko bhul gaye...

Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,

Aap hame hi bhul gaye...



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- Chahat



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[Chotee]

Aap hame hi bhul gaye...

Rishton ke aaine pe kabhi dhoul jam na paaye !!!



Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai...

Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye !!!



Isharo me kya rakha hai ...

Yaade to dil me rehti hai, dost mil kar bichad jate hai !!!



Wo ho gayi do bachhon waali, ab read only hain...

Thoda sa muskurado iss hi main hai qudah ki rehmat.



- Chahat qistu mai

[Chahat]

Appun jaise tappori s/w engg. Ko kya maalum...

Saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...

Template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai...

Copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...

Fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

Are kaiko?

Arre kaiko re?

Fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila...

Ya haaaaaaaaaa! !!!

Saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...

Computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...

Appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...

Boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...

Din bhar appun computer ke aagge...

Koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...

Tin din naa raghu se raada na abbhi se pangaa

Bass choop chaap...

Appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...

Bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...

Phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola...

Ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...

Vikya ko pakdaa... Bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai... Saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa... Abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ... Aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...

Samzaa ...

Samzaa...

Samzaaa naa...

(Fir ...? Fir kya huwa..

Fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya..

Form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya..

Lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...

Par dts me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...

Appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... Aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... Appun udharich khadaa thaa... Par appun kuch nahi bola... Kaiko bolega? Kaiko...

Saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... Usme bhi itne bugs...

Par appun ek aansu nahi roya...

Kaiko royega...

Kaiko..

Saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...

Agale din se phir wohi life chalu...

Wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments. .. Saala itnaa mails forward kiya...Itnaa mails forward kiya... Log samze mail server down hoyega... Bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!

Training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...

Haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(Phir ...? Phir kya huwa..

Fir ...

Fir kya...

Fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...

Shaappak...

Saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...

Computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...

Ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooo



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Khuda ne mujhse kaha ishq na kar

Tu diwana ho jayega.

Maine kaha,ae khuda tu msg padne

Wale se mil..

Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!



Paani se pyaas na bujhi,

Toh mehkhane ki taraf chal pada,

Socha ke shikayat karu teri khuda se,

Lekin khuda bhi tera chahanewala nikla!



Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

Humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

Gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi..



Gamo me hasne wale ko rulaya nahin jaata.

Lehron se paani ko hataya nahin jaata.

Banane wale ban jaate hain apne,

Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahin jaata..



Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi paate,

Honth magar kuch keh nahi paate,

Apni bebasi kis tarah kahen,

Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate.



Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,

Dil ko shayad aapki yaad aayi,

Chahat hai itni aap se milne ki,

Hanste hue bhi aankhen bhar aayi..!



Dil ki baat dil mein na rahe

Aankhon ke khwaab aankhon mein na rahe

Dil ki baat isi liye keh di aap ko...

Ke galti se aap kisi aur ke dil mein na rahe!!



Mohabbat ki shama jalaakar to dekho

Zara dil ki duniya sajaakar to dekho

Tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehnaa

Zara humse nazrein mila kar to dekho...



Uban hi sirf ek zaria nahi,

Joaaap shabdon ko samajh paayenge.

Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye,

Hazaro alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.



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[Chahat]

Khilte hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko,

Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko...

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Chand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai,

Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai...

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Buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya,

Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye,

Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare,

Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye...

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Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,

Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,

Sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein,

Ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai...

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Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,

Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare...

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Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,

Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,

Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,

Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai...

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Jab se tumhe dekha tumhara deewana bangaya,

Tumhari muskurahat ne hame madhosh kardiya,

Tumko bhi pata na chala, kaise humne tumhara dil churaliya...

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Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye

Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,

Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai...

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Mere dilki har dharkan tumhare liye hai,

Meri har muskurahat tumhari nadaani ke liye hai,

Tumhari har ada mere dilko churane ke liye hai,

Abh to meri zindagi tumhare intezaar ke liye hai...

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Bewafa to use kehte hai jo wafa nahi karte,

Agar tumse pyar na hota to tumhe bewafa kaise kehte,

Phirbhi tumne mere pyar ka aisa sila diya hai,

Ke tumhe bewafa kehna bhi bewafai ki tauheen hoti hai...

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Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai,

Jo sab ko chorke tere paas rehta hai,

Yaha tak ke muje uski zarurat hai,

Phirbhi mere paas ake usne dharakna chordiya hai...

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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye

Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye

Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha

Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye...

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Apnon ne maara hai humko

Gairon mein kahan tha dum

Kashti bhi apni to doobi

Paani jahan tha kam...

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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga

Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga

Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna

Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga...

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Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha

Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha

Bas pahunch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe

Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha...

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Sar jukaogay to, pathar bhi devta ho jayega,

Itna mat chaho usay, woh be-wafa ho jayega...

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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,

Humko ab tak, aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai...

Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye

Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,

Andheraa jeevan bhi, tujh se roshan ho jata hai...





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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Dil Ko Adat Si Ho Gai Hai

Chot Khane Ki,

Bhigi Palko Ke Sang Muskrane Ki,

Kash Anjam Hum Pehle Se Jaan Jate,

To Kosish Bhi Nahi Karte Dil Lagane Ki.



Khamosh Raat Ke Pehalu Mein Sitare Nahi Hote,

In Rukhi Aankho Me Rangin Nazare Na Hote...

Ham Bhi Na Karte Parwah Aap Ki

Agar Aap Itne Pyare Na Hote..



Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,

Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,

Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,

Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...



Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai

Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain

Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai



Dil Gumsum, Jubaan Khamosh

Ye Aankhein Aaj Yu Nam Kyu Hai

Jise Kabhi Paya Hi Na Tha ,

Unhe Aaj Khone Ka Gum Kyu Hai





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[Chahat]

Dil se teri yaad na jaye to main kya karu

Nazar tasvir me tu hi aaye to main kya karu

Lane ko to le aau tujhe khwaabo me

Par nind hi na aaye to main kya karu.



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho

Zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho

Kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai

Zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho



Jee lete hain koi humein agar kahe bura,

Dua dekar use honton ko hum see lete hain

Dard ho chahe kaisa,

Zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain



Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye

Ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye

Jo jeeye apne liye woh kya jeeye

Jee sake toh jee hazaro ke liye



Dard ko na dekhiye dard se

Dard ko bhi dard hota hai

Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki

Aahir pyar mein dard hee toh hamdard hota hai



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai

Nigaah ko kisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai

Tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi

Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udaas rehti hai



Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga

Tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga

Aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau

Inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga



Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye..

Aag aise lagayi ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,

Aaj bhi rote hain hum unhe yaad karke...

Jise hamari yaad kabhi na aaye...



Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari

Jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari

Jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se

Samjho dua kabool hui hamari



Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana saku

Dard-e-dil ka haal suna saku

Tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se

Mauka mila hi nahi ki main dil ki baat tumhe bata saku



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai

Tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai

Hum ek hokar bhi anjaan hai ek dooje se

Yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai



Teri qurbat mili ..Magar tera sahara na milaa..

Kareeb pahunch kar bhi sahil ka kinara na mila..

Dekhta raha gaur se main hatheli apniii

Magar mujhay apni kismat ka sitara na mila...



Yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye honge

Khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye honge

Maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki

Par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye honge



Rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala

Ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala

Par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza

Shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala



Ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo...

Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo...

Duniya kisi ke zakhm nahi samjhti hai...

Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaaya na karo



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married



Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I want to choose my own bride".



Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"



Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani



Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."



Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"



Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."



Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."



Now this is how business is done!!



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Ro chuka hu me itna mujhe kya rulaega koi,

Sun chuka hu me sab kuch mujhe kya bataega koi,

Azmana chahte ho to azmake dekh lo mujhe,

Main ek bujhi hui shama hu mujhe kya bujhaega koi !!!!!



Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi

Kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi

Jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko

Tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi



Ashkon ko humne kayi baar roka,

Phir bhi na jane kyon ankhen dhoka de gayi,

Bharosa to tha hamein apne aap par magar,

Unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyon palken nam ho gayi.



Jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......

Yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....

Bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....

Fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...



Kabhi hum bheegte hain chaahton ki tez baarish mein..

Kabhi barson nahi milte kisi halki si ranjish mein..

Bohut hain zakham is dil mein magar ek zakham aisa hai..

Jal uthata hai raaton mein jo lota deta hai baarish mein..



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[Chahat]

Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,

Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;

Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,

Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!



Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo

khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo

pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain

fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.



Log apna banake chhod dete hain,

Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,

Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,

Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,



Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko

Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi

Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai

Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..



Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,

juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,

Vaada jinse kiye humse,,

Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Jab main dekhi tumko pahli baar

Tumse karnel agee hoo mai pyar

Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar

Par tum kyoo root the ho baar baar

Manaanaa padthaa hai sou sou baar

Phibhee aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar

Pyaar vishwas pe hotaa hai nirbhar

Jab tum rootke jaathe ho mere dilbar

Mai toot thi nahi hoo par sochthee hoo mere yaar

Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkanse hoke door



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[Chahat]

Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,

Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,

Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,

Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya



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[Chahat]

To jo mere jindagi me aakar

Badal diyaa meri duniyaa mere sarkaar



Us se pehle phirtaa tha mai gali gali bekaar

Jaanewaalaa thaa jindagee se door markar



Tab aayi too khushiyonka phooljadi lekar

Milnelagaa bhikhre huve jindagee ko aakaar



Too hai mere pyaar ki raani mai hoo tera naukar

Tere liye har gham ko khushi se karloonga sweekaar



Martedam tak mere saath rehnaa too hokar

Kabhi chal na denaa mere pyaar mujhe akelaa chodkar



Bahut khush naseeb hoo mai tujhe paakar

Too aaneke baad jindagi ke har sapne huve saakaar



Par mai hargiz nahi jiyungaa kabhibi tome khokar

Agar pehle tume maut ayegi to bhi saath challenge milkar



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[Chahat]

Har ishq ka matlab ghum nahin hota,

Duriyo say pyaar kam nahin hota,

Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhain nam,

Kyon k yaadon ka koi mousam nahin hota.





Na khawabon main dekha, na nazaron main dekha,

Hazaron main hum nay ek tum hi ko dekha

Ghum denay walay tu har pal hai yahan,

Har pal khushi denay walon main, ek aap ko hi dekha.





Teri yaad main aansoon ka samandar bana liya,

Tanhai k sehar main apna ghar bana liya,

Suna hai log pujtay hain patthar ko,

Isi liye dil apna patthar bana liya.





Haqiqat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai,

Kabhi kabhi pyar main bewafai hoti hai,

Humari taraf haath badhaa kar toh dekh,

Dosti main kitni sachhai hoti hai





Is qadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Kyun ho khafa yeh bayan toh kijiye..

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi koi khata,

Yuhi yaad na kar k saza toh na dijiye..!!!!



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[Chahat]

Wo college ke dino mein hamaari pehli mulakat

Wo chhp chhup ke ki gayi tumse meethi meethi baat

Wo shararat bhari nazarein tumhari

Wo jhuki jhuki si palkein hamaari

Wo raaton ko karvatein badalna

Wo din bhar tumhare baare mein sochna

Wo sab ke saamne seena taankar tumhara pyar ka izhaar karna

Wo sile honthon se muskura kar hamein uska ikraar karna

Kitni khushiyan aayi thi mere soone jeevan mein

Phir kahan se aa gayi patjhad pyar ke saawan mein

Badalte mausam ki tarah tum bhi badal gaye

Mera saath chhod kad kisi aur ke ho gaye

Apni jaan se azeez mohabbat ko humne khoya hai

Haan mera dil khoon ke aansoo roya hai

Shikayat mujhe tumse nahi apni dhadkan se hoti hai

Jo kisi se to kuchh nahi kehti par akele mein roti hai



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[Somashekar]

Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya?
Dena tha zeher to ikraar kyon kiya?
Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga,
Aur jab pee gaye,
To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga

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nice one.....!

[Somashekar]

hamm na hote to,

apke chahre ko kamal koun kahta ?

mohabbat na hota to,

pattaron ko taj mahal koun kahta....?

[Chahat]

Nah jaane aap par itna yakeen kyon hai,

Aapka khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai,

Jaante hai ki aapka deedaar namumkin hai,

Phir bhi aankon mein intezaar wahi hai...



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[Chahat]

Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho,

Har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho,

Par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,

Jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho



Bhoole hain vo kuch is tarah hamein,

Ki unhe samajh pana bhi mushkil ho gaya,

Kya pta koi khata ho gayi humse..

Ya koi aur unke zyada kareeb ho gaya.



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[Chahat]

Aisa lagta hai kabhi kabhi jaise koi to aayega

Zindagi ki is kaal kothri se door kahin le jayega

Ek haseen duniya hogi hamaari jahaan honge kewal do jan

Sachmuch aisa khayal aata hai aur keh uthta hai mera mann

Koi to hoga jo mujhe sapno ki duniya dikhayega

Par ye bhi sochti hoon kya wo maut se pehle aa payega?



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[Chahat]

Kudrat ke karishmey mein gar raat nah hoti,

Khwabon mein bhi unsey mulaqaat nah hoti,

Yeh dil toh har ek gum ki wajah hai,

Yeh dil nah hota toh koi baat nah hoti.



Shikayat nah karta zamaane sey koi,

Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi,

Kissi koh phir yaad na karta koi,

Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi.



Ek pal ehsaas ban key aate ho,

Aur doosre pal khwaab ban ke udd jaatey ho,

Yeh maloom hai ki tanhai sey darr hai humey,

Phir bhi baar baar tanha chod jaatey ho...



Aankhein khuli ho toh chehra aapka ho,

Aankhein bandh ho toh sapnaa aapka ho,

Humey maut ka na darr na khauff hoga,

Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta aapka ho...



Humara harr lamha churaa liya aap ney,

Aankhon koh ek chaand dikha diya aap ney,

Humey zindagii toh dii kissi aur ney,

Par itna de kar jeena sikha diya aap ney.



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

In the old wild west, there were two blonde cowpokes, krish and jack. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.



The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."



The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; jeff threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.



The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.



Suddenly, jack said, "krish, take a look at this." Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."



Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."



Krish said, "look, you can see i'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."



But jack was adamant. "Please, krish, take a look at this."



So krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red indians.



Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"



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- Chahat



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