Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga...

[itschahat]

Dil bhi ek aaina hai

Tooth to jata hai

Magar phir bhi tasweer

Teri hi dikhata hai.



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[Chahat]

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,

sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,

kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,

kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko.

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko.

Abe aage bhi to bol.



Neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.



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- Chahat



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[VJ]

The worst humanity of my life is being witnessed by me at this point of time. Just bcos I couldn't help someone I'm being tortured by everyone. When I'm helpless by myself how can I help someone else? Are sympathy & real love the same?



However, I still pray for u all to be blessed with proper wisdom......

[Chahat]

Eh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale chheen lo mujhse us ka visa

Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen

Vo kam chaay ka pani vo teekha samosaa

College ki canteen me hum sab the raja,



Vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the khawja

Vo kahwja ke hathon ki 'bi2' chaay meethee

Vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

Vo padhtehi chiththi uska tilmilaanaa

Vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa...



Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

Vo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

Vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

Vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

Vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

Vo orals ki khahani vo lab-on ka kissaa....



Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

Vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

Vo seminar ke din pairoka chhatpatanaa

Vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

Vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul



Par vo maa ka vishvas teachar ka bharosaa

Colleg ki wo lambisi raatein

Vo doston se thele pe pyaari si baatein

Vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa jhagadnaa



Vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

Jivan ka ek atoot hissaa...

Vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din

Koi to louta de mere college ke din........



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Pani main pathar mat pheko

Koi pani pita hai

Pani main pathar mat pheko

Koi pani pita hai

Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo

Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!



Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!



Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif



Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space



Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down



Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga



Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya



Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat



Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,

Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Intezaar ke phalo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai

Wo hassen khabo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai

Wo meethi vaadon kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai

Are yaaro....Mashooka se milne kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai....



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[Chahat]

Baahar phoolo par shabnam ki nami hai

Aur in sadko par baraf bhi jami hai

mausam bhi manzar bhi mein bhi

kahte hai bas teri kami hai "



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,

Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

Idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

Jidhar nahi khuda hai udhar kal khudega!



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Dil ka rishta hai hamara

Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara

Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara

Hum saath nahi to kya hua

Zindgai bhar pyar nibhane ka wada hai hamara

Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,

Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,

Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,

Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.



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[itschahat]

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

Badi josh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

Badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !





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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Hein chaand tu is tarah

Itrakar na dekh,

Humne bhi kayee chand dekhen hein

Tummhe to kuch daag hein,

Humne to bedaag dekhen hein.





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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Saawan ka mausam tha

Poonam ki raat thi



Mein uske paas tha

Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi

Aur thodi si ghabraayi



Jab meine uska haath pakada

To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye

Jise duniya ki

Koi taakat na tod paaye



Meri khushi ka andaaza

Lagana mushkil tha

Par iske aage jo hua

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai



Usne mera haath

Haatho me lekar kaha

Yeh to janam janmo

Ka bandhan hai



Phir mujhe yaad aaya

Woh saawan ka mausam

Woh poonam ki raat

Yeh to raksha bandhan hai!



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

ladka bola :

kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.



Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.



Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.



Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.



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[Chahat]

ladka bola :

kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.



Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.



Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.



Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.



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[Chahat]

Kitne log they tumhare zanaze ke peeche,

Ek mein nahin tha tere zanaze ke peeche,

Mein hota bhi kaise tere zanaze ke peeche,

Jo mera zanazaa ja raha tha tere zanaze ke peeche.



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

Woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...



Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain

Aur lonely hain...

Problem ye hai ki bus voh

Read-only hain...



Shayad mere pyar ko taste

Karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

Ke paste karna bhool gaye...



Tumhare samne hain itney items

Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...

Hamare pyar ke icon pe

Kabhi to tum double-click karo...



Roz subha hum karte hai

Itne pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain

Jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...



Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!



Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found!





Ab aur kaho na ....Full message



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[Chahat]

" Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam

umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham

Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam

umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham

Aap ki is dosti ne kardiya hame ghulam

Are ..jaathe jaathe usthaadon lelo hamari salaam"



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[Chahat]

While my friend was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,

"I know daddy's password! I know daddy's password!"

"What is it? Her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh mooh...Tusin ethe vii aa gaye .



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[Chahat]

Wafa ruswa nahi karna

Suno! Aisa nahi karna

Main pehlay hi akela hon

Mujhe tanha nahi karna

Meri in jheel ankhon ko kabhi sehra nahi karna

Judai bhi jo aa jaye to dil chota nahi karna

Bohat masrof ho jana mujhy socha nahi karna

Bharosa bhi zarori hai magar sab ka nahi karna

Muqadar phir muqadar hai koi dawa nahi karna

Meri takmeel tum se hai mujhy aadha nahi karna

Jo likha hai wohi ho ga kabhi shikwa nahi karna.



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Tum tub tuk pyaar se pyaar mut karo ki

Pyaar tum se pyaar na kare

Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo ki

Pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare!



Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge

Humein mita sakte ho to mita do

Yaadein meri, magar..

Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein!



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[Chahat]

Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..



Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...



Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi



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[Chahat]

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,

Dil se main naraaz tha,

Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,

Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....



Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,

Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,

Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,

Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.



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- Chahat



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