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Baigan ke lecturan nakko diyo sheikh

by Kabtak puchta re bhai » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:27 am

When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right and
wrong "Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra"

When somebody tries to be over smart "hush shari kar ra saala"

When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes
near his vehichle and starts giving him direction "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh
ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hain, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek
hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hain, usme chautha makaan hain
right ko. Peele color ki gate hai dekho"

Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of
"Cheete wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan"

When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of the
mohalla "Kya re es-school nahin jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair
tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku"

Behind many autos "Maa ki dua" yeh phir "baab ka pyar"

Standard Bargaining "Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chodh te kya. 4 rupie hote. 2
detiyu, chalte to bolo. Kya Qala itne kam bolrai aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do.
Accha chalo"

Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel "Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke
dimaaga kharab ho gaye Abdul Bhai. Potton to subah sham cricket hain,
pottiyon ko subah sham tv, gaana bajana bas yahi hain dekho. Sahin bolrain
Khader Bhai, in logon ka kya hota ki aage, choto badon ki tameez hi nahin
hain yeh laundon main. Apne bachpane main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair
nahin jaate the apan loga". When they are having this discussion a small 6
year kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father. While passing by
this group he is singing a chalu song outloud "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se
na honge jawan. Bura wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge
jawan re jawan -----". Imagine the faces of the oldies

Friends going to movie "
Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaa ja ra re tip top hoke.
Abdul: Filim ku ja rau, chalta kya.
Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhad hoon.
Abdul: Kare na pinde ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun diyon bole. Tu Chal,
mere paas maal hain.
Kaleem: Happily accha kaunsa dekhenge
Abdul: Arre Coolie aayi re Yakut main.
Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate.
Abdul: Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha pankhe chalu karrain
kate interval ke baad"

You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this.
Saving from Mandi ka Sauda." 8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup ki
bandi by his friend khader far away from his home.
Khader: dekh rao Abdul dekh rao tereku Abdul: Arre tu idhar kahan se aaya re
Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha bolke
Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere paira padh tau
Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata kya nahin.
Abdul: Bandi wale isku 2 gacchup dalo.
Khader: Kahan se aaye re tere paas itne paise
Abdul: Aaj mandi gaya tha baap sauda laane.
Khader: Kitne maara.
Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache
Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj.
Khader: Arre kya bolo woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi aana
tha ghar ku."

After Moli Sahab giving lecture on not going to dargah "Ammi aaj moli sahab
bole darga ku nahin jaana kate. Chhup re potte. Moli Sahab ku kuch bhi nahin
malum. Unhon wahabde ho gaye kya"

Women watching movie and azaan goes on. Everyone while watching covers their
heads with their duppattas.

Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams "Abse nahin kartau
abba, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro." Father gives him a sound thrashing
and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne likhne ka
shaukh hi nahin hain, bas awara gardi hona. Inhe aage jaake rikshaw chalata
dekho. Agar tu examo main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun
nahin".
By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the time

and then when kid passes and the kids mother or grand mother scold the
father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat par padh letain magar tumko
bas bechare bacche ku marna zaroori hain" then, even though the father is
happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to
nahin dekhri thi".


When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a girl and that Mohalle
ke pahelwan catch him up "
Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hain baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap.
Romeo: Nahin bhai aise hi jaa raha tha.
Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rai baba, kayku karrai yeh harkata.
Romeo: Main kya kara bhai.
Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka karre saale.
Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yehi cheer detau tereku
Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra.
Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yahan se
fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamne. Agar ab ki baar mahalle main
dikha to yehi teri khabar khod detau"
If you can't dazzle them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshit.
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wah wah

by sameer » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:28 pm

Kya baat hai maamu, bahut dino ke baad hyderabad ki yaad aa gayeee.. kya language hai nai apun logo ki ;)
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baingan baataan ... baingan lekcharaan ... nakku !?!

by HH » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:50 pm

- Itte baingan baataan karke tum khud ... mereku baingan lekcharaan deo nakku bolrein ... kyaa ji ... !?! ... sai bolrein yaa nakhraa karrein ji ?!?




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sahi bole ustaad

by Chote_Nawab » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:18 pm

yaad dila diye yaaro....
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by Chote_Nawab » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:18 pm

kya dina the woh....
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by Chote_Nawab » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:19 pm

good post
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by Chote_Nawab » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:19 pm

hmmmmm
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by Chote_Nawab » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:19 pm

:D :)
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baigankaich lecturan

by kamkhoon » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:14 am

[b]....haan bhai... waqhe yeh baigan ke lecturaon mein jo maaza wo bhi hydi language mein.. shayed hi koi aur language mein maaza ho...
sab ko paata hota hai ke yeh baigan ke bal baigan ke lecturan derain phir sab sunte aur maaza lete... beich mein koi bhi na toh interrupt karta nahi chodke jata... pooora lecture sunte...

behtareen topic hai ustaad... looking forward for more topics.. ammma lekin baigan ke topikan nakko yaaro....
aur khuda ke waste wo faltoo angrez ki toh topicich nakko...[/b]
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bohot acche dost...

by shakes » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:23 pm

very funny and so sweeeet... I hope to hear this when ever I visit Hyderabad in future. :)
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by Abdul mujeeb » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:16 pm

hahahahahahahah



mujhe tu bohat hasi aarahi thi jab ye padha or bachpane ko yaad kia bohat acha lga. tumne bachpana yaad dilaya or wo haseen lamhe yaad aaga jab shararat karte tha mohalle ma.



beta hua din kbhi lout kr nhi aate sirf yaaden rahjati ha muskurane ke lia,

gham or mushkilat bahdte ha waqt ke saath bina iss ke rahpate bhi nhi.



nice lecture ha unn logo ko sochna chahia ke kch dair ke lia uss ne hamare hoto pr hasi tu di ye bhi badi baat ha.





keep it up dosto or jo such ha wo manna chahia. :!:
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