ammrika ka khaab
three friends on charminar bus stop.
1.mujju-max
2.mustaq-orical
3.irfan-jhvc (jidar hari vodar chari)
to sono kya ammrika ka khaab hai.
mujju aur irfan dono planing karlete rhete aaj mustaq orical ko topi pinana.
outemech mustaq orical aata kya karin re aabi bas naiaayi (mujju-max) naiaayi baap
humlogan teraich intezarkarin the re bhai chalo chai pilao.(mustaq-orical)
baigan ki chai phelich ghare me nasta naikarke aaron bawa galiyan diye bolke
(irfan-jhvc)aare jane do yaaro bawa naidiya to kondete.(mujju-max)aare baap main
bolnaich bolgaya re tumlog ko (irfan-jhvc)kya hova re.. aare main kal ek
zabardast khaab dekha dek.(irfan-jhvc)kya dekha re.aare kya bolon apna musshi,
nick name mustaq-orical.apna musshi ammrika chalegaya baap.(mustaq-orical)baigan
ke baatan nakko karon yaro phele dimaag karab hai.aare sono yaaro tum pinda
itta accha khaab dekha main.(irfan-jhvc) phir kya hova baap apan dono yainch
kadewe hai dek baatan karletehove. outemich zooorr bolke ek nai marcidis black
color ki gai dek samne se main bola kon to bhi hero aaya honga shoting ko
dekha to apna musshi tha baap.(mustaq-orical)thoda kush hojate aur bolte
to sain bolra.(mujju-max) kya main kahani sonaron baigan khaab dekhe so bolrain
(mustaq-orical)aare baap tere moo me ghee shakkar chal chai pinge.(irfan-jhvc)
chai se kuchbhi nai hota abto bickitan aur samose bhi mangalo.hotel ko jake
chai,bickitan,samose magate. (mustaq-orical) phir kya hova baap. thair re bhai
zara samose garam hai khalinge phele chai pite pite bolton.after fnish samosa
ab bolre bhai.haan kantak bola re main irfo nick name irfan-jhvc.voich re
zooorr bolke ek nai marcidis black color ki gai dek samne se main bola kon to
bhi hero aaya honga shoting ko dek ha to apna musshi tha baap.main bola irfo ko
dekhare ammrika jake kaisa badal gaya musshi dekke bhi doston ko nai paichanra
outemich tu sonleta hamare baatan sonke revas gair dalke piche aaya.
(mustaq-orical) itta sub khaab me dekha re to.hao yaro suno tum aage aur hai
revas gair dalke piche aaya. aake bola aare irfo,mujju nai pichane re mere ko
main musshi hon aajao aandar caar me. humlogan teri marcidis me baite baap
kya caar thi yaro.phir to pucha kya karain re abitak busstop peich hai re tumlogan.
(irfan-jhvc)nai re bhai vo ammrikan pottiyan aate na charminar ko dekne humlogan unko
dekne aate re bhai sali ek bhi nai patri baap.(mustaq-orical) aare kya
karain re tumlogan ammrika me to ek-se-ek pottiyan horain rahte main to bohot
maze kara baap.phir tu humlogon ko bahaar hotel me lejake biryani kilaya
thumsupan cococola piye phir neckles road gai baap kya pottiyan dekrain te
terko humlogan to tere samne tere nokara dikrain the phir vahan pe icecreema
khilaya baap to thodi daar vanich baithe phir main bola ammrika me kya job
karta re musshi to. tu bola aare mera bohot bada bissness hai re bohot
mashoor hon main. aare humlog ko bhi bolale na baap. tum logan kya karte re
ammrika aake kya aata tumlog ko.aare tu bolale baap bas humlogan kuch bhi
karlete re bahi tere haat ki niche. ya nai to tarkari beychlete re bhai
tu bollale bas. thik hai thik hai dekon tum logan passportan banaliye re.
nai baap jaldi banalo main jake visa bhejton ek mahine me. humlogan
bohot kush hogaye baap tere ko ittee dovayan diye phir to humlogon ko
charminar ke pas chordiya.humlogan chale gaye gharon ko phir ek mahine ke
bad humdono phir charmina ke basstop pe (irfan-jhvc) kya re mujju inne
visa bhejton bolke haatpeliya sarka dikra re .hao baap kahli phili
passporton pe paise khapa diya uske baaton me aapan. outemich phir vohi
ammrikan potti dikhi humlogan boliye abto kaisa bhi patana re isko
hum logan jake ammrikan potti ke pas baat kare humlog tum ko sub hyderabad
gomate bole aur vo ammrikan potti ko thodi thodi hindi baat aati the
ab kya tha humlogon ko kuch pareshani nai thi humlog rooz usko gomate
bade bade hotalon me lekejate sub unich karcha karti thi ek bar main aur
irfo dono boliye ke aaj to isko khanaich hai kaisa bhi magar
chance nai deri baap outemich vo sonli hamare baatan aur boli tum log
ko chance milinga magar yahan nahi ammrika me tum log ammrika aajao
phir chance milta. humlogan kush hogaye par visa kon bhejte
to vo ammrikan potti boli main bhejaga.phir kya tha baap ek mahine ke bad
visa aagay dono ka humlogan chale gaye ammri ka ko airport pe vo ammrikan
potti phele se hi hamare intezar me thi phir humlogon ko hotel me lekegai
kya buldingan tha baap left me guse to jate jari jate jari aada ghanta ke
bad uska filat aaya. kya shandar filat tha uska vo boli tumlog fresh hojao
main aabi aate humlogan karke karake nahake dhoke baithe.ab humlogan bolerain
aare musshi kahan hunga kire apna isko jaldi khale ke musshi ki talash karinge
outemeich vo aagai baap kya dikri thi ma-ki-karkiri reddh color ki silk ki nighty
dalle ke humlog ko boli tumlog bhi tak kapde nai outare jaldi outaro
humlogna jaldi kapde outare vo boli jangiya bhi outardo humlog ko bohot
sharam aari the re bhai aakhan band karke outerdiye baap vo uppar se niche tak
hum dono ko dekhi aur boli chi chi tum log indian saaf nai kata kya
ab humlog ke full bahre hove the kya bolon ab samajjao
phir vo phone kari kis ko ki boli jaldi se (barbar)hajjam ko bhejo boli
thodi daar ke bad autometik door khola baap ab hum logan dekhe kon to bhi hai
bolke dekhe to kya hai musshi wastara leke hateli pe teez karletehove
niche mondi dalke aara.uske bad meri neend oushar hogai baap. ab (mustaq-orical)
baigan ke mazakan karte yaro tumlogan khali pile meri bas chale gai aaj bhir bawa ke
galiyan sonna parta tumlog ki waje se.