Dil.
The most imprtant organ of the body, pumps the blood ....
Old Shaeeri.
Q.Tum ne mere dil toud diya..?
A.Bahi ache khase ho.... yeh kiya baat huwi... ke uss ne dil toud diya....
Q.Aaye Dil -e-Nadan.
A.Dil kab se dana aur nadan hogaya bahi..
Q.Dil dhadkh dhadkh ke keh ra ha aa bhi ja..?
A.Bhoot khub shaeer sahab zara BP check ki jeeya..
Q.Dil diya dard liya..?
A.Yeh karobar kab se kar rahe ho bahi...
Present Shaeeri.
Q.Raat ku awoonga mei....?
A.OH hoo tu aap Raat ku aayengay....
Q.Chalti kiya 9 se 12.?
A.Sirf 9 se 12....
Q.Aati kiya khandala.?
A.Acha khandala mei kiya karo gay.
Q.Choli ke pecha kiya hai.?
A.Kiuon...darzi samjh rakha hai mujhe.
Laugh ... it's the best medicine for health.
Piyasa.