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Hyderabadi Aurton ke baataan

by Tees Maar Khan » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:15 am

These are some typical conversations of Hyderbaadi women. I bet u
will laugh at least 15 min with each of them. And pls no hard feeling
i am also a pure hyderabadi I have come up with the truth .[ but im not tht much ignorant of ppl's view fr these,,so i hopefully use a better language] hahahhah!!!

ENJOY THEM.........................


MOM WHILE TEACING HER KID

Kitta padaana bhai iskoo. 4 ghantay say sar khapaariun tho bhi yeh
hattti [elephant] ke bhejay mein baath nai ghus ri . Kyaa padta ki
kyaa hai ki, naam badnaam karta yeh potta. poori izzat mitti mein mil
jaaingi baawa ki. Subah say shaam tak anday khataa naa, report mein
bhi anday lata. Nai pad ke rickshaw chalaata ki kya hai ki.

AND when the kid tries to lift his head from the book to look at her,,
she reacts with kaan marodi [pinch his ear]

Yaan kya dekhra nichche dekh ke padd!!

BIBI NAUKAR SE

Memsaab: Hau re Mukhtar, Tarkaari lao bole to kaan margaya tha do
ghantay say? Mein samjhi bandi pay say boletho mandi samjhaa hoga tu.
kyaa hai ki. Saab ke tiffin ku der hori na.

Mukhtar :Arey nai bibi woh gafoor bhai ki bandi nai thi toh khaja miya
ki dukaan se kiraaye ki cykil [cycle] leke aagey se leke aaya.

Memsaab: Ujaad! matthi pado teray jhoothpe!,,,Teray bharosay pay
baithay tho bhukkay marjaatay na ray.






RICHSHAW CHUKAANA [VERY TYPICAL]


O rickshaw, chaltay?. Kaan jaana hai.
Aji pathergatti, madina building kay saamnay utar dayo.
Kittey sawari hain amma ?.
Do janay aur ek bacha.
Chaar rupiye hotay amma.
Kaiku bawa rickshaw hai ya tumara aatoe [auto].
Nai amma wahan say wapsi ki sawari nai milti
naa amma.
Nai bawa tum aaisa karo raat ki raat hamaray ghar
mein padjao, baatan karrai, sawari nai mili tho hum
kyaa karnaji? dono taraf ka kiraya hum saich wasool
karta shaid
Jaando apa aagay chalo bhoth mil jaatay rickshay.
Allah miya chupkaich ricksha wala nai banaya, aatoe
chalaata tho kyaa karta tha ki.





BRIDE'S QAALA TO HER MOTHER

Aji aapa tumari samdhan koo kyaa huwa?
itta badamoon bana kay baithain. Itti us say jakayboli
chaliye khana nikal gaya to buddi sadi surath bana
kay mundi palta li. Ai ab kya hona katay isku do
lakh joday kay aur poora jahez - . woh puranihaveli ki galli mein
gaadi ghus ti nai magar maruti bhi diye, mein pehlaich boli zara
maloom karo logaan bhoth taiz
mizaaj kay dikh rain magar tum aisi jaldi karay aapa
jaisa bachi tum ko uppar padi thi . Ab dua karo
dulaa achi tabiyath ka niklo bolkay, meray ku to
unay bhi amma-bhainon mein ghusaawa dikhraa.





TWO LADIES GOSSIPING


Two ladies conversing while cutting saem ki phalli-- Ayee laoji
aapa mein bhi
kaT-tiyun. Same ki phalli Kalich pakaye the shaad naji?

Ayee Ruqia bano kya to bhi hogaya tumhare ku,who GaNwar ki phalli thi.
Ayee KaiKu to bhi Phalliyan khaarein aap logaan itte? ...........
Aji Ruqiya banu sunai tumein.
Kya to bhi ji aapa.
Ayee Ghousia bi ki beti kaalege [college] ku jariyun bolko roz kon ki
potte ke saath Kaan Kaan ki phir ko aati katey. Ayeee sahi bhi?,
kaisa malum hua tumhare ku?
Aji hamara Arshad Nampally pe baaghyaam [public garden] kaney dekha
katey, unhe bolra Ammi Luna pa achcha Kammar mein haath dal ke baithi
thi katey,kitta bada dida hogaya ji uska.
Bhot utaani padi ji aapa unhe. Amma ki zabaan
dekho itti badi hai phir, logon ku namaan rakhtiye, khud kaisi paal palri.
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Re: Hyderabadi Aurton ke baataan

by Bhaimiya » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:48 pm

:D :lol: :lol:
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Re: Hyderabadi Aurton ke baataan

by Sameer Siddiqi » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:25 pm

Really its too good to read...

Thanks for Posting such good items.

Regards

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