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Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Arshad » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:19 pm

Dear Readers - Sorry if anybody hurt after reading below article, this is absolutely an imagination of how Hyderabadi Old city air hostess doing her duty and using typical hyderabadi lingo.


Aadaab.
Ye Hyderabad Airlines ki udaan Dilli ke liye ravana hongi.
Aaapke kaptan Chand Pasha hain . aur mai, Rukhsana Begum.

Ab ye jahaaz hai so udnewala hai.
Samjhe nai?
Sab jane beltaan baandleo.

Bacchon ku khamoosh? bithaleo.
Aur kalma padlete baitho, kaiku bole toh, hamare kaptan aajeech pilot bane, aur ye unki pehli udaan hai.
Magar fikar nakko karo, apan kaisa toh bhi Dilli pahunch jayinge

Jahaaz jab tak teda rahinga beltaan kholo nakko aur baitheso jage se ?utho nakko.
Aap gir-vir gaye toh bhot musibat hongi.
Agar raste mein oxygen ki kami ho gayi toh oopar chhat se ek pipe giringa.
Usku dekh ke daro? nakko.
Kahin 'Saanp, saanp!' bolke, jahilon ke vaisa chillao nakko.
Usko naak ke andar? ghusake saans lete raho.

Aur koi bhi pareshani hui toh aapke seat ke oopar ek button hai, dekho.
Magar usku dabao nakko.
Uthko yaan saamne aako jo bhi haiso merese pooch leo:
pani ka ghada kahaan hai,
chaddar-takiya kahaan hai,
chai-samose milinge kya .
kuchhki bhi pooch le sakte

A.C. toh vaiseechh bhi kaam nai karrae.
Magar bomdiyaan nakko maro.
Tumare ghar me?bhi AC nai hai.
Nai so adat kaiku daalna?
Baad mein pareshani hoti.

Agar toilet rukrae nai to rokne ki poori koshish karo.
Nikal gaya toh dusre musafiron ku pareshaani ho jati.
Chambu bazu wale seat ke ?neeche hai.
Comot pe saleeqe se baitho, jahilon ke jaisa ukdu mat baitho - ye qadamcha nai hai, samjhe nai?

Ab thhodi der mein tabarruk batinga:
baghara khana aur kaddu ka dalcha.
Sabku milta,?pukara nakko karo.
Jage pe baithke topiyon mein le lo.

Shukriya sab logon ka Hyderabad Airlines pe udhne ke liye.
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Bhaimiya » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:30 pm

:roll: :!: :?: :( :o :shock: :? :oops: :cry:
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Ahsan » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:37 pm

This is somthing fantastic.
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Arshad » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:17 pm

isn't it :!:

Thanks. :D
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Ahsan » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:17 pm

Haooo ! bilkul saich bolraon, bohotich accha laga, aiseich kuch aur hai to post karo nahin tu janiech do.
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Srinibash Dhal » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:29 am

Superb! this story is very interesting to read and also good for sharing to my friends.
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Arshad » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:04 pm

ok :)
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Pakka Hyderabadi » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:45 pm

Bhaimiya wrote::roll: :!: :?: :( :o :shock: :? :oops: :cry:


Bhai kidhar hain aajkal???????
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Re: Hyderabadi Airlines

Postby Bhaimiya » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:17 am

Yainch Hyderabad mein :D

Pakka Hyderabadi wrote:
Bhaimiya wrote::roll: :!: :?: :( :o :shock: :? :oops: :cry:


Bhai kidhar hain aajkal???????
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