Shit happens!!!

[Little Witch]

The most Powerful word?? Well, shit...

Shit may just be the most powerful word in The English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck,or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit. Buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can\'t tell the difference between
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit, or duck when shit hits the
fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a
lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it\'s the basic building block of
creation.remember, once you know your shit, you don\'t need to know anything else!
that is, if you give a shit

[popesmokesdope]

that was a whole lotta shit about shit.

[vivek of themavericks...remember!!]

Just read this once, else you would dream of nothing but shit... Then that would be a shitty nightmare... Shit!

[whoever]

i think there are some other EQUALLY powerful four letter words in the english language.

[Suresh]

This post catches everyone\'s eye. I guess because Shit floats

[hardc0der]

If you have seen Shawshank Redemption, \"he swims through 500 yards of shit and comes out clean.\" Shit can even help clean...

[a-mom-who\'s-son\'s-learning-to-use-word]

Replace the word shit with the hindi word \'paikhana\' and read the whole posting. Ewww.

[mom\'s son]

Ha ha ha ... that\'s funny

[son\'s mom]

ok, I too laughed when he asked me what it means and i translated for him, but I certainly NEED help now. It cannot possibly go on like this, right?! more so in school. Oh, boy ! what shall I do when his convent teacher hears him? gulp..gulp...

[D]

... but again, u cannot protect any of ur lil\' ones from hearing such language out there.the longer U protect the faster he learns! and I guess, he needs to, to survive out there on the outback.

[ZC]

Cow-Dung

[egads]

could u not think of anything which looks & smells better???

[Stingrae]

could u not think of anything which looks & smells better???

i can think of somethin wich looks n smells worse....you!!







btw...my bad...welcome to d DBs....

[azazel]

Shit Happened

[vapourlock (egads)]

stringrae..kaiku re?kaiku?

aiseech karte?

france se pherfume mangau?how?

bolo re bhai...[/quote]