10 dumb ways to propose a woman

by **vivek of themavericks** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 8:21 am

I came across an interesting survey analysis today. It said that about 83% of all the relationships have started by the boy proposing the girl. This is quite obvious looking at the prevalance of affairs we know today. So what made me think is that girls by nature want to be proposed to, and hence they give way for as many ways of proposal as boys can imagine. But I thought that there have to be some dumb ways of proposing which carry a high chance of refusal. Now, I am talking about women (girls) of average to high IQ levels, because women with lower IQ would have butterflies all over them once they understand that the guy has actually proposed her! So I present to you the 10 dumbest ways to propose to a woman. 

Way 1 - Two years back, we met and made friendship and now I want to change it into love, will you help me make it? Oink Oink, Stinky! Way 2 - Last night an angel descended into my room and went to my bathroom just when I wanted to use it. I kept waiting and realised that I never waited for anything so long, but I did for the angel. I think the angel was you. I love you. Way 3 – Every night before falling asleep, I think of a woman. Last night I thought of you and I could not forget you. Something refused to go down, I think it was my heart which kept beating faster asking for more of you. Please accept my proposal and be with me everytime I think of you. - I am not sure why this dumb idea, but I am sure the woman will ask \"Dude , do you know where your heart is??!!!\" Way 4 - Boy: Can I hold your hand? Girl: Sure, here hold. Boy: Ummmm, ooooh, oh yeah! Your hand is softer than a baby\'s bottom. I wanna hold it just like this for the rest of my life and make our life softer and tender than all the bottoms of all the babies. I love you... Oh yeah! Way 5 - I love you and I promise that I would love you more than Nitya, Divya , Julie, Kimi, Priya, Razia, Britney and Samantha Fox... Way 6 - You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met in real life. You are infact more beautiful then the lead singer of Aerosmith. Please dear, be with me before I say something stupid! Way 7 - I still have a soft corner for her (Ex-GF) in my little house called heart, but I would give you the drawing room, bathroom, latrine, kitchen, balcony if only you could accept me as your housekeeper - Ugh! Really dumb na! Way 8 - I have all other programs running well in my operating system called lifesoft, but when I run your program I get a run32.dll error and my system does not shut down. Please re-install your self in my operating system, I am ready to format and create a new partition for you! This is the dumbest, board purpose served. If no, then read on. Way 9 - I was in love with you ever since I saw you, but made friendship with you. Now, I want to remove our friendship and make love. Please don`t upset me. Way 10 - I don\'t want to sound boring, because my friends say I am boring. But, I love you. Yaawn.

by **neeraj** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:27 am

oh vivek it is a real bore...

by **vivek of themavericks** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:59 am

Thanks buddy, my purpose is served!!

by **llucifer-in-disguise** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 1:29 pm

viveku, make top 10 about the cafe`s in hyd, top 10 shaayaris, top 10 biryani, top 10 hangout zones in hyd where color ful woman can be found........i am sure for these type of things you will get tremendous response........telusugaa mana hyderabadiyulaki pai cheepina vishayala meeda oh, tega interest ani