Now now, I know most of you feel I really suck! .But there has to be some sort of balance in everything that happens. So there are boards, which are good enough to discuss and then there are boards like mine, where I start and finish the discussion!. Well, this time my top 10 goes political in a pugilistic way . An, I am sure those who blindly accuse of some doing the copy – paste job won’t do that here, cause I don’t do that! And I know that you know that.<br>Politicians are at a place which is referred as the last resort of a scoundrel, at such a place the synergy between the mind and the tongue goes astray .Have a peep at the 10 best ones.<br>Instance 1 – Who says law doesn’t work in this country, don’t I go to jail? - Laloo Prasad yadav <br>Instance 2 – I may not be married, but I am not a Brahmachari – Atal Bihari vajpayee in a lucknow election campaign( If you have read between the lines, you are right)<br>Instance 3 - I am thrilled in Bill Clinton’s visit, because Clinton is from South Amrika and Cyberabad is in South India and this is first time President from south amrika has visited south India – N Chandrababu naidu during Clinton’s visit to Hyderabad opps cyberabad!<br> Instance- 4 - Now we have to bills who have visited cyberabad, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates, I wish this becomes into dollar bills – Unknown MLA, AP during bill gate’s first visit to cyberabad .<br> Instance 5 – I am sure, Margaret Thatcher will remove what ever shes got in order to facilitate lowering of prices in UK’s retail market – Member of parliament , UK during Thatcher’s regime as the prime minister!<br> Instance 6- We are locked for about 50 days in the north block to keep the developments of the annual general budget confidential, we are not allowed to go out and sleep with our wives – Senior member in Ministry of finance on commenting on arrangement for the budget document<br> Instance 7 – My wife as the new CM of Bihar can make a bhel puri of all the departments that are corrupt and fry the corrupt ones like phulkas – Laloo yadav on an exclusive interview to start news <br> Instance 8 – I wanted to marry Lataji for her voice, ashaji for her sensuous appeal , aishwariya rai for her eyes and Meena Kumari for the feminine gestures but since, I cannot maintain more than one wife I buy their cassettes and manage with that – Senior BJP activist <br> Instance 9 – Nowadays everytime we bring the import duty on garments down, the skirts worn by girls become even shorter, I don’t want to reduce prices even further – Yashwant Sinha as the Finance minister<br> Instance 10 – The similarity between Holi and Budget is , both are a big joke – Yashwant Sinha celebrating Holi <br>
<b>Mother of all</b> – I think some thing seriously went wrong on Sept 11th when the World trade centre collapsed!!??? - Senior official from the office of the mayor of newyork on Larry kind live, CNN