Many a times we get so excited with event(s) that happen in life that we forget to maintain a synergy between our tongue (act) and our mind. Suddenly it seems then, that we have spoken before we could actually figure out what she we need to utter.<br> This new year, i pay a tribute to all those times of goof-ups that found a way in. Presenting the best or say the worst times when I or my pals or those who i overheard did a daring act of talking garbage.<br>
<b> Instance 1</b> After paying a visit to my dad\'s old time pal\'s son\'s wedding, something prompted me to blabber \"Many many happy returns of the day...!,\" and the bride\'s eyes just popped out.<br><b>Instance 2</b> Me and my college pal could not make it to our common pal\'s wedding, the bride\'s mom then asked, \"Why did\'t you both come that day, we had so much fun.\" My pal then committed his rare blabber act \"Sorry aunty, next time pucca ..i will come.\" <br><b>Instance 3 </b> My pal wanted me to go with to send a telegram to condole the untimely death of his sister\'s hubby\'s granpa. I told him to avoid thinking a message and just type the Indian telegram
number code.Each number stands for a certain type of message. By pure negligence, he typed No 17. and sent. I then released No 17 stands for \" Wishing the new couple
a happy wedded life\" <br><b>Instance 4</b> My friend in college wrote two letters, one for his dad and a totally sentimental letter to his girl friend. He posted the dad\'s
letter to his GF and Vice - versa. Today, he is engaged to the same girl dads ok with it!. Good one eh.<br><b>Instance 5 </b> My long time aquintant confessed that he
had a crush on this girl in his class, whom he is still in touch. Now, this guy was a big time duffer, weak in english. I and my pals prompted him to ask her out. The guy then
tought of writting her a letter. I can just paste the letter here, but may be some other time. But there were these lines, which was ironically funny . They went \" I non you for
very long time, i like you very much, you are my best friend and make my life soft like rose. You also smell well, which makes me smell you more. YOURS are so good\" .
Now the last line gotta be, you are so good and he probably thought of doing some olympics just like, they would = they\'d. Would not = would\'nt and You are =
YOUR!!???.<br><b> Instance 6 </b> In our MBA class, we were asked to do an impromtu on public speaking for motivation, my class mate then goes to the dias and starts
to speak on the role woman can play in Indian corporates. I guess she wanted to be innovate so she said, \" everywhere the body bulges, there is fat, and whereever there is
fat there is energy.It is a biologically proven fact that women have more fat than men, then what makes us stay behind.....(the whole crap here)....In the end i would like to
say that we women should not ignore our bulges and be proud of them and try to make our stored energy lead us\". Damn, she was not even drunk, when why the hell i
wondered. She was very intelligent. Cause literally i felt, whatever she said is true for women only<br><b>Instance 7</b> This ones on me, i admitt that i talk rubbish with 4
bottles down beer, the problem is i am single and NOT looking so that adds to the kick (don\'t ask how) . We were in this pub with 3 other boys and 2 girls. One of em\' was
from Germany, as we went on talking she reminded, \" hey! you have not even once gone to the mens room inspite of gulping 4 bottles \" I blabbered ( justified guys ), Ya i
usually have guts of steel and lotsa balls \". My pal spit the whole beer on the other guy\'s shirt as he burst out laughing.<br> <b> Instance 8 </b> In a super market, me and
my pal went to purchase a mosquito repelent machine. The girl in the shop then reccomended us a machine that runs for 12hrs non stop. My pal then blabbered \" nahi, i
need something to run in the night, mai raath ko hi machcharon ko MARVATHA hoon!!\" .<br><b> Instance 9</b> A busy shopping mall in hyd, and a north indian lady trying
to park the car, the fellow at the parking lot starts to directed her to place the car in the right place . \" achcha..aandho..aandho..chalo dabhao...dabhao..peeche loo...aur
peeche...abhi jarra dabhao..aisa...aando...aisa..side ko lo...dabhao..ok madam, ticket please! \".The lady was clearly new to town and perplexed.<br> Legend for this, Aando
- keep reversing, dabhao - keep going, side ko lo - Keep left.<br><b> Instance 10 </b> Can\'t think of any at the moment