This is purely satirical, and no offence is intended to anybody. Here\'s a thought I had:
I\'m sure even the most devout have, at some point of time or the other, bemoaned the fact that the serpentine lines that form outside temples do no make for a particularly enjoyable way of worship.
I propose that conveyor belts be built, a la the luggage belts so common in airport terminals, that will provide us with seating room transport through to the temple doors.
Potentially, I also envisage one belt serving one God, and all people would have to do to pray to their trusted One then, would be to get onto the right belt. As easy as buying a ticket and climbing into the correct train at a station.
Other benefits that accrue with such a scheme:
Entertainment packages for the time spent on the belt(\"Where do you want to go today?\", if Microsoft has its say).
Other activities(prashadh?) could also be integrated into this scheme, thus saving a whole lot of queue management problems.
All this assuming, of course, that we do not have queues to get onto the conveyor belts in the first place:)
What do you think folks?? Would love to hear your thoughts on how zany I am.