Humour in fullhyd

[vivek]

Its been long since i started a board. Thats because all were flops. Anyway, heres something i have been wanting to open a board on.



The Humour in this site is great. Sarcastic, something which when you get used to, comes easily. Try and chronicle the best humour lines/phrases that fullhyd has used to slam/describe a movie/event



Here are mine



1. Describing swimming pools in Hyd : Some are small, some are large, even olympic standards. The best ones have water



2. Percussion in B&C : Bored of all the DJs and their remixes? BNC brings to you, Roberto Narain, a magical percussionist. Bored of him, too? BNC has beer.



Add yours

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Flying Idlis ...

* The Govt in repeated bouts of "Entertainment Tax" over the years managed to send Entertainment Out of the Movies and hit and hurt the Cine-Goers ...

* The CGs after the Cine Attacks would then flock into Eateries called Hotels ... Only to see dwindling size of Idlis, thanks to efforts to hold firmly the Price Line ... The Poor Idlies were growing smaller and thinner ... So much so the Harried Citizens would request to "Please Switch off the Fans" to hold on dearly to their Idlies ... The "Price Line" Hold Jargon got blown off ... But the Citizens continue their "Empty" Protests as the Big Notes get blown off, now, in their efforts to get a "Square Snack", if not a "Square Meal"!

[Scorpion's Sting]

review of Incredibles:



Saving the world is a thankless job. No matter how many times you save it, it always manages to get back into mess again.



And also the entire year 2003, a review. That was hilarious!

[mark]

Its been long since i started a board. Thats because all were flops.

your thread are always good.







my favourite review actually isn't a review at all, it's from the movie "This is Spinal Tap", on their album "Shark Sandwich" the review was "Shit Sandwich".

[akhilis2cool]

This was from the review of the balayya movie"Vijayendra Verma"

Vijayendra Varma will give you everything you need to come down from the top of the theater, head first, via the roof.

[Sharjeel]

Review of Vidarthi:

Vidyarthi was made to depict the metamorphosing primary aspirations of the continually evolving post-modern student generation of today - i. e. have sex.

[Scorpion's Sting]

On the eve-teasing thread:

Give your theories on eve-teasing in Hyderabad here. We at fullhyd.com have, for instance, discovered that it happens mostly to women.

[Habitual Perfectionist]

From the movie Aitraaz...



Priyanka Chopra to Akshay Kumar : Unhone apni company ke liye mujhe Brand Ambassador banaya hai.



My comments : Company ke liye brand aur apne liye ambassador banaya hai (so that he can happily ride her)

[Habitual Perfectionist]

This came to me on email through my school's old boys' net.

DISTINGUISHED SAINIKS
IF ANYONE OF YOU ARE IN SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY PIZ
TELL ME HOW CAN I APPLY TO FOREIGN UNIVERSITIES
&HOW TO INCREASE MY CHANCES OF GETTING AIDS

The next day I see another mail from him.

respected sir
sorry to use the word "AIDS"WHEN i actually meant
"financial aid"also thanks for your overwhelming response
i have done class 12 with 86% and all india highest {99/100} in
english, my SAT SUBJECT TEST SCORE IS 2150
OUT OF 2400 WITH 790/800 IN MATH 780/800 IN PHYSICS 580/800 IN ENGLISH
.MY EXPECTED SAT-1 SCORE IS 1400-1450 OUT OF 1600. KINDLY GUIDE me to
know about where i stand a chance to pursue ENGINEERING B.TECH courses

If he could score All-India highest in English, I wonder what the examiner might have been doing.

[Just Another Human]

http://www.fullhyd.com/discussions/viewtopic.php?t=40188&highlight=



Am trying to add good ones that I come across - not limited to one liners though..



(btw, didn't know there's a humor thread already and hence, started another in haste - Thanks to HP for guiding me on this