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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 9:35 pm

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this
Problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent.'

The doctor says 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.'

The next week the lady goes back, 'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent they stink terribly.'

'Good,' the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'
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Re: New One.......

by black wizard » Sun May 30, 2004 11:27 pm

BM wrote:A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this
Problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent.'

The doctor says 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.'

The next week the lady goes back, 'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent they stink terribly.'

'Good,' the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'




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that was a good one dude! damn! :lol:

i cant stop laughing! :lol:
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Some Gas This ... Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?!

by Happy Hyderabadi » Mon May 31, 2004 8:49 am

BM Sahab, Any "Silencer" so that the "Donor" can help the Environment through "Silent", "Smell-less" Release of E-Gas ... If Caused by Overdose of Sweets, the E-Gas Release just cannot be Hidden / Unsensed even in the Open Air. So What is This: Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?! (in recognition of such perfectionists of the Donor "Art"!)

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"Di-Stink-T" Gas This ... Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-a

by Happy Hyderabadi » Mon May 31, 2004 9:38 am

... What is the Remedy available to Shield the Suffering eSpecial "Surrounders" for This: Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?! practised by such perfectionists of the Di-Stink-T "Art"! Nose Clips ... Can They Help?! :oops: :?:
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Re: New One.......

by BM » Mon May 31, 2004 1:15 pm

black wizard wrote:
BM wrote:A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this
Problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent.'

The doctor says 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.'

The next week the lady goes back, 'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent they stink terribly.'

'Good,' the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'


bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
that was a good one dude! damn! :lol:
i cant stop laughing! :lol:




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Re: Some Gas This ... Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?!

by BM » Mon May 31, 2004 1:17 pm

Happy Hyderabadi wrote:BM Sahab, Any "Silencer" so that the "Donor" can help the Environment through "Silent", "Smell-less" Release of E-Gas ... If Caused by Overdose of Sweets, the E-Gas Release just cannot be Hidden / Unsensed even in the Open Air. So What is This: Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?! (in recognition of such perfectionists of the Donor "Art"!)
:oops: :?:




We have to research on this :D
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Any eResearch On Managing eGas Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?!

by Happy Hyderabadi » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:14 pm

BM wrote:
We have to research on this
:D


BM Sahab, Any eResearch On Managing eGas Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?!

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Re: Any eResearch On Managing eGas Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-ar

by BM » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:12 pm

Happy Hyderabadi wrote:
BM wrote:
We have to research on this
:D

BM Sahab, Any eResearch On Managing eGas Effart / Ef-fart / Eff-art?!
:wink: :?:




No time man, I am busy with other pressing issues :wink: like post counting :P
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Pl Spare Time for eGas Relief / Release Concerns ... !

by Happy Hyderabadi » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:24 pm

BM wrote: I am busy with pressing issues ... :wink:... :P


BM Sahab, However Pressing Issues May be ... Pl Spare Time Also for eGas Relief / Release Concerns ... !



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