Funky Signatures

by **Smocking Rock** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:26 pm

It's really humorous, informative and giggling reading signatures used by all, ofcourse mine is informative...

If you have a collection, plz post them.

by **rock_26iin** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:38 pm

Smocking Rock wrote:If you have a collection, plz post them.

Not exactly funny but my list of sigs:

~*~>oF< a!! ThE tHiNgS I’vE losT i MiSs mY mInD tHe >>MOST<<~*~

I set my own standards. I inherit nothing. I stand at the end of no tradition. I may perhaps stand at the beginning of one.

mornië utúlië, mornië alantië

by **Smocking Rock** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:23 am

These are my other signatures:

->Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

->As a rule, i am against all the rules.

->I know I'm in there somewhere, and if I don't come out with my hands up, I'm going to go in there and get me!

->Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man; but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.

->...No matter how many fish in the sea

It feels so empty without me...

->nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem

->Save a Virgin, Do me instead...

->Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.

And still some more to come...

by **azazel** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:27 pm

Smocking Rock wrote:These are my other signatures:

kindly clarify ..

by ZC » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:29 pm

azazel wrote:
Smocking Rock wrote:These are my other signatures:

kindly clarify ..

from the catalogue he collected @ fullhyd........

by **azazel** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:34 pm

ZC wrote:from the catalogue he collected @ fullhyd....

yehi baat mai unse sunna chah raha tha.. :roll:

by **cooljack** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:38 pm

check out mine. have only one

till nau

by **Smocking Rock** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:07 pm

Yeah buddies every body knows that I have taken them @ fullhyd, I just wanna people to post other signatures, even if u some how come across from ur friends post them here like i have done taken from fullhyd... Reading them is fun mates!!!

by **Smocking Rock** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:34 pm

Hey guys I really don't understand this typeofa language, whats this quote means...

nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem, any body plz explain...

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:36 am

Here are some more unused ones from my arse-null (pun intended).

* Warning : The internet is not meant to be a substitute for human companionship.

* Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum sonatur.

* I'm trying to see things your way, but somehow I cannot get my head up my butt.

* Oh look, its just 2,434,876 days till I start caring what you think.

* I'm out of my bed and on to my keyboard. Now what more do you want?

* If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my signatures.

* Earth is full. Go home.

* I'll start exercising as soon as I'm in shape.

* The number one cause of Divorce is Marriage.

* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

* You can't make people love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

* The key to any relationship is SINCERETY. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.

* You can fool some people all the time. And those are the ones to concentrate on.

* A clean desk is generally the sign of a cluttered drawer.

* Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, neither would you.

* Enough Viagra already, what we need now is BRAINAGRA.

* One Tequila, Two Tekkeeeeela, Three Kateeeeela, FLOOR.

* I do what the voices in my pants tell me to do.

* Instant IDIOT - Just add weed.

* One who knows HOW will always have a job. Working for one who knows WHY.

* Democrats make better lovers (Who's heard of a nice piece of elephant anyways?)

And now some quotes credited to great minds and mouths.

* Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstien

* They that can give up essential liberty for some temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

* Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. - Winston Churchill

* To you, I'm the atheist. To god, I'm the loyal opposition. - Woody Allen

* The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

by **azazel** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:04 pm

Smocking Rock wrote:Hey guys I really don't understand this typeofa language, whats this quote means...

nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem, any body plz explain...

*ahem* .. anyone wants the honour?? :twisted:

by **rock_26iin** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:19 pm

azazel wrote:
Smocking Rock wrote:Hey guys I really don't understand this typeofa language, whats this quote means...

nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem, any body plz explain...

*ahem* .. anyone wants the honour??

ill take it!!! if its ok with u that is

by **azazel** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:24 pm

rock_26iin wrote:ill take it!!! if its ok with u that is

go right ahead, bhanje.. :twisted:

by **Smocking Rock** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:41 am

Some more quotes:

"My reputation grows with every failure."

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."

"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

by **rock_26iin** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:46 am

since mamu has given me permission i shall explain his signature to you

Its from the Book Of Lucifer, it means:

Think not that I am come to pass peace on this earth, i am come not to pass peace but a sword.

That right, mamu??

by **azazel** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:32 pm

rock_26iin wrote:"Think not that I am come to pass peace on the earth, I am come not to pass peace but a sword."
That right, mamu??

yep, bhanje.. good job ! *here, take yer cookie*

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:06 pm

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jolier than the people who have to wait for them." - E.V. Lucas

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.

Adam was a rough draft.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no point in two people remembering the same thing.

If we all are here to help others , then what exactly are others here for?

Don't believe that sort of rubbish, unless you hear it from me.

Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.

Happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only u can feel its warmth!

"It's all coming back to me now", said the blind man as he peed into the wind.

A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.

As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

grmmmble mmmmm.... rrrrr.mmmm ....aaaa.... zzzz-zzz-zzz. *Grunt*: Amen. - The Pope

Courtesy

http://www.coolsigs.com

by **rock_26iin** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:05 pm

azazel wrote:*here, take yer cookie*

just noticed this,

*picks up a mouldy cookie and quicly eats it*

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*faints*. Amen.

by **Jaan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:56 am

rock_26iin wrote:
azazel wrote:*here, take yer cookie*

just noticed this,

*picks up a mouldy cookie and quicly eats it*
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*faints*. Amen.

What is up with you and fainting all the time?

DO you need medical attention? :roll:

Jaan

by **Jaan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:56 pm

azazel wrote:yep, bhanje.. good job ! *here, take yer cookie*

Mammujaan, why are you feeding the poor child mouldy cookies?

Jaan

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:06 pm

Jaan wrote:What is up with you and fainting all the time?
DO you need medical attention?

Jaan

sorry,

bahut puraani bimari hain :roll:

by **azazel** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:22 am

Jaan wrote:Mammujaan, why are you feeding the poor child mouldy cookies?

er.. maine to fresh cookie dee thi, pata nahee isne kya khaaliya?!?! kahin aapne kutte ke biskit to nahee khaaliye??

*finds the cookie still lying on the table n the dog-biscuits missing*

now i know y the dog was barking all this time.. :evil:

by **Kenny** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:46 pm

is thread ka thoda aur potential to hain......... dekhenge

bechare Kutte ka kya hua, Az

by **azazel** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:04 pm

Kenny wrote:bechare Kutte ka kya hua, Az

well, fed him the cookie..

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:09 pm

azazel wrote:
Kenny wrote:bechare Kutte ka kya hua, Az

well, fed him the cookie..

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

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