Terrible Traffic

[IMFB]

Really, Really Bad Traffic



* Road congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line.



* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's fenders.



* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many people trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.



* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic. You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.



* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on the highway and go wherever the other cars take you.



* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off... even then, you're cutting it close.



* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.



* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.



* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the car driving next to you.



* Remember the good old days when traffic used to be bumper to bumper? Now it's windshield wiper to windshield wiper.



* Our roads have become insane asylums with turn signals.

[Aquarian81]

hehe, sounds like your writing a description on the 5 South (Golden State Freeway) in California. My commute time per day was 3.5 - 4 hours a day.