I thought a thread where we could advertise fake/real products and services in a funny way would be nice.
Example:
"Have you just graduated from Engineering?
Are you so focused on getting work abroad that you're willing to compromise on all your core values?
Are you willing to work up to 150 hours a week, 52 weeks a year?
If the answer to the above questions is "Yes", then a career at InfoWipSis Consultancy Systems may be for you! Why spend time doing what you want to do, when you could be realising our goals for us? Why waste your evenings with family and friends when you could secure your dull future by never leaving the office? We hire virtually everybody that applies!
So send us your CV today. You'll be in the US before you can say "Mindless automaton"