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albino_blacksheep wrote:God # Everywhere,
c/o Carpe Noche! Anywhere Blvd,
Universe-00000
Objective: Seeking all intelligent life to understand and abide the universal truth
Experience: infinite for earthly jobs, but a fresher when compared with superior civilizations competing for creation and evolution of particles to life forms. Listed is in reverse chronological order of 3 most recent experiences:
X000 BC - Till date:
Played the universal buffoon by not interfering satanic activities. Had a long sleep throughout the work hours while Satan created all religions and so-called gods such as All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc. Many-a-time almost woke up from slumber to show the path of evolution but chose not to. Recently nominated Carpe Noche! to conduct research on how to transform religious minds into the universal helpers by crushing Satan (once upon a time a dear friend of mine until All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc befriended the devil to cheat earthly life)
y000Bc-x000BC:
Made sure all evolution on earth and other planets was smooth by daily supervision. Won the best supervisor award from the citizens of Urpenis-major for introducing the funniest life-form on earth called humans. Destroyed Urass-minor civilization when they threatened to take over all the planets
Beginning-y000Bc:
Successfully conducted research for colliding strings and quarks to created higher mass particles and thereby created matter with mass. Won the best research scholar award from Urpenis-major. Competed with fellow gods and stood first in meta-physics
Education: None. But willing to learn on the job
Personal:
Playing “catch satan” with Carpe Noche!, watching G W Bush live on UV (Unision, ok its similar to a TV for earthlings)
References: Any Citizen of Urpenis-major and Carpe Noche! from Earth. Please contact Carpe Noche! For any queries on this resume.
why the disguise pmow...?In between births wrote:.........
CtrlAltDel wrote:why the disguise pmow...?In between births wrote:.........
;) i am a god after all...u shud know that...Portuguese Man-Of-War wrote:...but do i have a signature style? how did you know?
CtrlAltDel wrote:insomnia
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