Gods and Satans Resumee

by **da-reverse-sting** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:20 pm

Lets c who can be more creative in this. Had this idea in mind for a long long time, eventually out...lets start mates.... Post gods and satans resumee...as of now iam outa creativity, just woke up

by **albino_blacksheep** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:39 am

God # Everywhere,

c/o Carpe Noche! Anywhere Blvd,

Universe-00000

Objective: Seeking all intelligent life to understand and abide the universal truth

Experience: infinite for earthly jobs, but a fresher when compared with superior civilizations competing for creation and evolution of particles to life forms. Listed is in reverse chronological order of 3 most recent experiences:

X000 BC - Till date:

Played the universal buffoon by not interfering satanic activities. Had a long sleep throughout the work hours while Satan created all religions and so-called gods such as All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc. Many-a-time almost woke up from slumber to show the path of evolution but chose not to. Recently nominated Carpe Noche! to conduct research on how to transform religious minds into the universal helpers by crushing Satan (once upon a time a dear friend of mine until All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc befriended the devil to cheat earthly life)

y000Bc-x000BC:

Made sure all evolution on earth and other planets was smooth by daily supervision. Won the best supervisor award from the citizens of Urpenis-major for introducing the funniest life-form on earth called humans. Destroyed Urass-minor civilization when they threatened to take over all the planets

Beginning-y000Bc:

Successfully conducted research for colliding strings and quarks to created higher mass particles and thereby created matter with mass. Won the best research scholar award from Urpenis-major. Competed with fellow gods and stood first in meta-physics

Education: None. But willing to learn on the job

Personal:

Playing “catch satan” with Carpe Noche!, watching G W Bush live on UV (Unision, ok its similar to a TV for earthlings)

References: Any Citizen of Urpenis-major and Carpe Noche! from Earth. Please contact Carpe Noche! For any queries on this resume.

by **albino_blacksheep** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:42 am

Oops! Forgot to mention. My other handle is Carpe Noche!. I liked the resume I prepared so posted it on my blog at

https://o3.indiatimes.com/carpenoche

by **In between births** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:04 pm

albino_blacksheep wrote:God # Everywhere,
c/o Carpe Noche! Anywhere Blvd,
Universe-00000

Objective: Seeking all intelligent life to understand and abide the universal truth

Experience: infinite for earthly jobs, but a fresher when compared with superior civilizations competing for creation and evolution of particles to life forms. Listed is in reverse chronological order of 3 most recent experiences:

X000 BC - Till date:
Played the universal buffoon by not interfering satanic activities. Had a long sleep throughout the work hours while Satan created all religions and so-called gods such as All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc. Many-a-time almost woke up from slumber to show the path of evolution but chose not to. Recently nominated Carpe Noche! to conduct research on how to transform religious minds into the universal helpers by crushing Satan (once upon a time a dear friend of mine until All*h, Ram*, Jes*s, Bud*a etc befriended the devil to cheat earthly life)

y000Bc-x000BC:
Made sure all evolution on earth and other planets was smooth by daily supervision. Won the best supervisor award from the citizens of Urpenis-major for introducing the funniest life-form on earth called humans. Destroyed Urass-minor civilization when they threatened to take over all the planets

Beginning-y000Bc:
Successfully conducted research for colliding strings and quarks to created higher mass particles and thereby created matter with mass. Won the best research scholar award from Urpenis-major. Competed with fellow gods and stood first in meta-physics

Education: None. But willing to learn on the job

Personal:
Playing “catch satan” with Carpe Noche!, watching G W Bush live on UV (Unision, ok its similar to a TV for earthlings)

References: Any Citizen of Urpenis-major and Carpe Noche! from Earth. Please contact Carpe Noche! For any queries on this resume.

Brilliant piece. And you really should get God to read it

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by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:58 pm

In between births wrote:.........

why the disguise pmow...?

by **D-R-S** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:27 am

MASTER PIECE :shock:

by **Portuguese Man-Of-War** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:56 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
In between births wrote:.........
why the disguise pmow...?

just wanted to use that alternate (i thought it was appropriate) name without my actual name appearing, and did not know how else to do that. but do i have a signature style? how did you know?