lOVE AND SHIT, are they synonyms?????

by **www.fullhouston.com** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:49 am

One of my freinds asked me what was the difference between love and shit. And I told him, well there arent many and infact are just the same. Here are ten similarities between loving and shitting:

1. If even one day goes by when you dont shit in the morning, you

feel very uneasy (let alone days!). Same is the case with love.

If the persopn you love doesnt call you or you dont call or talk

and all that crap, you feel uneasy for the rest of the day. The

problem increases with as the days pass by.

2. You feel relieved after shitting and while shitting, similarly

with love. You feel relaxed when in love.

3. SHitting is a natural process, very few occasions it is forced

like when you have constipation, and becuase it is necessry that

you force it otherwise life would be miserable. Same with love,

falling in love is a natural process. Very few occasions you coax the

other person you feel in love with to fall in love with you. In

the end, it is all good for the two of you.

4.The by products of shit smell bad, shit in itself smells

bad.Love also is like that, love stinks!

5. Most of the ideas, creative ones esp, occur while shitting. Similarly, when loving a person most creative ideas occur (Hee hee hee. General fatte. This one sucks!))

6. Anything unedible or spicey or poisoned leads to uncontrollable

shitting. Likewise, any act with a selfish motive, ego papmpering,

leads to some uncontrollable forms of love like jealousy etc

7. You need a proper commode to shit otherwise shitting becomes a

difficutl process. Similarly, you need the right person to fall in

love with otherwise, loving becomes a pain.

8. Everyone flushes the commodE after they shit because it is

important that the commod is clean for the next shit. Similarly

proper maintainence of the person you are in love with is

required, otehrwsie it is difficult to love the person next day.

9. The place where commode is called bathroom, and therfore you shit

in the bathroom. You also need to keep the bathroom clean.

Similarly, heart is where love is ...(and all that BS). Therefore

love with a clean heart.

10. And my favourite and the ghissa pita oft repeated line,

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BUCKET OF SHIT AND LOVE IS THE

BUCKET!