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smack wrote:Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Bimbette wrote:Same post twice..apologies...spelling error corrected in the second one.
The 'edit/delete' button is long overdue on the Boards.
gyanster wrote:... rib ***** ...
ycr007 wrote:Yahooza! What a welcome break from all the 'other' discussions!
Great going ppl!
That childhood pic of CAD Was way too good
gyanster wrote:I think Bimbette's gone to find some ammo against us all.
# "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument
when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear
you argue any longer. It means that you should shut
up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
# "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's
an even trade.
# "Nothing"
Nothing" means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with the word "Fine."
# "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it
for permission, the result will be the woman will get
upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute"
discussion that will end with the word "Fine."
# "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up"
or "do what you want because I don't care." You will
get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
# "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing!."
# "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. It means she is momentarily
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in
the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
# "Oh"
This word -- followed by any statement - is trouble.
Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to
him about what you were doing last night." If she says
"Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the
nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine"
when she is done tossing your clothes out the window,
but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two
days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies
that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more
to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow.
"Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable
that I can't bring myself to write about them.
# "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before deciding what the
penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she
has had time to plan it out, you are in for some
mighty big trouble.
# "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is
giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for
what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this
correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
# "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look
for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."
# "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from
"Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is
really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by
the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her
in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing".
a woman wrote:Hey, Here is another great one. I found it justifies 'our' typical personalites to the T which I felt was written with lots of fondness twds the women the author had in mind. and ofcourse, with lots of sense of humor.
Read along and let me know
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