by A public service message from fullhyd.co » Sat May 04, 2002 12:30 am
Dear V: We are fully with you about that Bunty thing. To make up for our unfair transgression into the emotional territory of all the Buntys of the world, we have decided to take the following immediate steps:<br>(i) Henceforth, we will call Arpan (the author of that review) Bunty. What\'s more, we\'ll also make him sign a sworn affidavit saying: \"Bunty is my name, and all Buntys are my brothers and sisters. I love my name, and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage...\" - you know how it goes. And of course, he\'ll sign as Bunty.<br>(ii) All people with the name of Bunty will be given a free 1-year subscription to fullhyd.com - they can now browse fullhyd.com totally for free for a year. (Important note: This offer is not valid for people who change their name to Bunty after this announcement.)<br>(iii) And for all couples who both have the name Bunty, we have our best offer - their own free homepages in the website that we are developing exclusively for Bunty couples, buntychamanty.com!<br>As you can see, therefore, fullhyd.com is an entirely pro-Bunty site. Remember, nobody is born a Bunty. To know how you should treat a Bunty, call this toll-free (hopefully) line: 1-800 POO BUNTY.