REQUEST TO MODS

[agonys_requiem]

LOL. this is some of the funniest shit i have ever read.......giggles? bank accounts? "weaponry?" godzilla and king kong....oh god thats un-_-believablely funny
what shit are you on AR?
i think i love this side of you, keep giggling

Jaan

yo babe!! u knw i love all sides of you.. fo shizzle ma nizzle! so how bout you and i... gettin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... ughhh.. move tht bodyyy!! you knw i like it like thttt.....

like ew! what's with this horny-ness?! go watch porn like a good boy now, and get it ooooooooooooooooooooover with, you know you are kinky like that!

you are sooo gonna abuse me.. arent youu?? well its ok.. as long as you have tht place picked out... and i can pack my bags and come over...

its not abuse, its an agreement, you said you were ok with cleaning apts...dont you dare twist my words

and here.. for you... :::giggle::: ....

now, this was funny and cute, *giggles back*

ok ..first of all babe.. we dnt talk bout my kinkiness here.. you shud knw tht by now. wht you and i do in the graveyard. is our business.. not for ppl here to knw.. and speculate upon.. plisss.. to not divulge secret information



anddd.. i dint say i was ok with cleanin the apt.. i just meantttt.. tht we cud.. reach an agreement of sorts.... plz jog your memory... and you will rmr.. wht it is tht i was promised...



and this giggling business.. you think we are actually in the process of layin down a pavement tht leads up to our building of loveeee?!?!? *blinks furiously and hopes tht his cheap theatrics havent gone outta vogue.. nd will still get him the ladiesss*

[Jaan]

ok ..first of all babe.. we dnt talk bout my kinkiness here.. you shud knw tht by now. wht you and i do in the graveyard. is our business.. not for ppl here to knw.. and speculate upon.. plisss.. to not divulge secret information

anddd.. i dint say i was ok with cleanin the apt.. i just meantttt.. tht we cud.. reach an agreement of sorts.... plz jog your memory... and you will rmr.. wht it is tht i was promised...

and this giggling business.. you think we are actually in the process of layin down a pavement tht leads up to our building of loveeee?!?!? *blinks furiously and hopes tht his cheap theatrics havent gone outta vogue.. nd will still get him the ladiesss*

graveyard? how much more kinkier can it get than THAT?

i dont remember anything that you promised now, i have tried jogging and running too!



laying down pavement? building of love? um, this is a poor attempt at metaphors, if it is one... *blinks furiously back and hopes that his cheap out of vogue theatrics will end soon*



Jaan

[agonys_requiem]

ok ..first of all babe.. we dnt talk bout my kinkiness here.. you shud knw tht by now. wht you and i do in the graveyard. is our business.. not for ppl here to knw.. and speculate upon.. plisss.. to not divulge secret information

anddd.. i dint say i was ok with cleanin the apt.. i just meantttt.. tht we cud.. reach an agreement of sorts.... plz jog your memory... and you will rmr.. wht it is tht i was promised...

and this giggling business.. you think we are actually in the process of layin down a pavement tht leads up to our building of loveeee?!?!? *blinks furiously and hopes tht his cheap theatrics havent gone outta vogue.. nd will still get him the ladiesss*

graveyard? how much more kinkier can it get than THAT?
i dont remember anything that you promised now, i have tried jogging and running too!

laying down pavement? building of love? um, this is a poor attempt at metaphors, if it is one... *blinks furiously back and hopes that his cheap out of vogue theatrics will end soon*

Jaan

aha! by jove!! i believe i have her trapped!! muahahaha.... ha! *thinks back.. to a time when women werent so fiesty. and never talked back.. sure ppl called them the dark ages. but by godd!! women were easier then.. dammit*

[Jaan]

aha! by jove!! i believe i have her trapped!! muahahaha.... ha! *thinks back.. to a time when women werent so fiesty. and never talked back.. sure ppl called them the dark ages. but by godd!! women were easier then.. dammit*

trapped?! pray explain to me, how you arrived at this conclusion?



Jaan

[Jaszalcatraz]

Get me something nice to download........premiere is already on the list

[agonys_requiem]

aha! by jove!! i believe i have her trapped!! muahahaha.... ha! *thinks back.. to a time when women werent so fiesty. and never talked back.. sure ppl called them the dark ages. but by godd!! women were easier then.. dammit*

trapped?! pray explain to me, how you arrived at this conclusion?

Jaan

now.. how one shud really read the above sentence is..



trapped! .......... me...... you........ this..... conclusion...



ha! gahh!

[Jaan]

aha! by jove!! i believe i have her trapped!! muahahaha.... ha! *thinks back.. to a time when women werent so fiesty. and never talked back.. sure ppl called them the dark ages. but by godd!! women were easier then.. dammit*

trapped?! pray explain to me, how you arrived at this conclusion?

Jaan

now.. how one shud really read the above sentence is..

trapped! .......... me...... you........ this..... conclusion...

ha! gahh!

nee bonda

keep your pants on



Jaan

[agonys requiem]

aha! by jove!! i believe i have her trapped!! muahahaha.... ha! *thinks back.. to a time when women werent so fiesty. and never talked back.. sure ppl called them the dark ages. but by godd!! women were easier then.. dammit*

trapped?! pray explain to me, how you arrived at this conclusion?

Jaan

now.. how one shud really read the above sentence is..

trapped! .......... me...... you........ this..... conclusion...

ha! gahh!

nee bonda
keep your pants on

Jaan

i believe i have been shot down. .caught with my pants down.. and other things tht dont go down too well.. tragic.... wheres my pongi??!?!

[Lucifer]

Mods, please ban AR. I don't like anyone flirting with the women on these boards whose nic is not spelt 'Lucifer'.

[agonys requiem]

Mods, please ban AR. I don't like anyone flirting with the women on these boards whose nic is not spelt 'Lucifer'.

err.. dude.. m confused.. you want to be a woman?? i mean. i shud flirt only with you?? the women shud be called lucifer?? lucifer is a woman?? angels are hermaphrodites?? whtttt is this madnessss!!?!?!??!



things go weird once i start postin. mayb thts a sign... of sorts... gnaarrgghhhh

[Lucifer]

Mods, please ban AR. I don't like anyone flirting with the women on these boards whose nic is not spelt 'Lucifer'.

err.. dude.. m confused.. you want to be a woman?? i mean. i shud flirt only with you?? the women shud be called lucifer?? lucifer is a woman?? angels are hermaphrodites?? whtttt is this madnessss!!?!?!??!

things go weird once i start postin. mayb thts a sign... of sorts... gnaarrgghhhh

Okay. I will go into this once.



AR, I knew you were a klutz. I had no idea you had no sense of grammar, as well. Please notice the use of the singular in my statement, specifically the part that goes "nic is not spelt". Being singular, it refers to the only singular object in the statement - anyone.



That means that if you name is not spelt 'Lucifer' then you have no right to flirt with the women on these boards. The things people think of when they misconstrue grammar!



Thank you and goodnight.

[agonys_requiem]

Mods, please ban AR. I don't like anyone flirting with the women on these boards whose nic is not spelt 'Lucifer'.

err.. dude.. m confused.. you want to be a woman?? i mean. i shud flirt only with you?? the women shud be called lucifer?? lucifer is a woman?? angels are hermaphrodites?? whtttt is this madnessss!!?!?!??!

things go weird once i start postin. mayb thts a sign... of sorts... gnaarrgghhhh

Okay. I will go into this once.

AR, I knew you were a klutz. I had no idea you had no sense of grammar, as well. Please notice the use of the singular in my statement, specifically the part that goes "nic is not spelt". Being singular, it refers to the only singular object in the statement - anyone.

That means that if you name is not spelt 'Lucifer' then you have no right to flirt with the women on these boards. The things people think of when they misconstrue grammar!

Thank you and goodnight.

har har har har.. after tht.. m sure any woman wud just be waitin for you to bone her... i mean.. seriously.. grammar?? ahahahahahha... i mean. thts not funny.. wht is funny.. is wht you call flirting.. and ever hear of commas? use them.. they might make certain things you say.. legible... and plz.. no false sense of modesty here.. its ok if you wanted me to flirt with you.. all those secrets tht we keep hidden inside tht lil cupboard.. they are alll good baby when it comes to me... and ... its nick.. not nic.. since we are nitpicking... sighh.. talk of bein snubbed infronta the ladies.. and how men react..... tragic....



goodnight to you too love... today has been a day of giggles...

[mark]

@luci: once there was a fly and he lived in a barn and one day he gorged himself on cowdung until he got soo massively obese that he had great difficulty flying so he climbed carefully up on top of a pile of old newspapers and then swung on the end of a piece of baling twine until he managed to make his way to a shovel handle, having gained such altitude he leaped into the air and attempted to flap his tiny fly wings to remain airborne, unfortunately for the insect he did not maintain airspeed velocity and hit the floor with a large splat and that, my friends was the end of the fly.. The moral? Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of sh1t.



@AR: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

[Jaan]

Mods, please ban AR. I don't like anyone flirting with the women on these boards whose nic is not spelt 'Lucifer'.

err.. dude.. m confused.. you want to be a woman?? i mean. i shud flirt only with you?? the women shud be called lucifer?? lucifer is a woman?? angels are hermaphrodites?? whtttt is this madnessss!!?!?!??!

things go weird once i start postin. mayb thts a sign... of sorts... gnaarrgghhhh

Okay. I will go into this once.

AR, I knew you were a klutz. I had no idea you had no sense of grammar, as well. Please notice the use of the singular in my statement, specifically the part that goes "nic is not spelt". Being singular, it refers to the only singular object in the statement - anyone.

That means that if you name is not spelt 'Lucifer' then you have no right to flirt with the women on these boards. The things people think of when they misconstrue grammar!

Thank you and goodnight.

har har har har.. after tht.. m sure any woman wud just be waitin for you to bone her... i mean.. seriously.. grammar?? ahahahahahha... i mean. thts not funny.. wht is funny.. is wht you call flirting.. and ever hear of commas? use them.. they might make certain things you say.. legible... and plz.. no false sense of modesty here.. its ok if you wanted me to flirt with you.. all those secrets tht we keep hidden inside tht lil cupboard.. they are alll good baby when it comes to me... and ... its nick.. not nic.. since we are nitpicking... sighh.. talk of bein snubbed infronta the ladies.. and how men react..... tragic....

goodnight to you too love... today has been a day of giggles...

"oh my," murmurs Jaan, "oh my"

[Jaan]

@luci: once there was a fly and he lived in a barn and one day he gorged himself on cowdung until he got soo massively obese that he had great difficulty flying so he climbed carefully up on top of a pile of old newspapers and then swung on the end of a piece of baling twine until he managed to make his way to a shovel handle, having gained such altitude he leaped into the air and attempted to flap his tiny fly wings to remain airborne, unfortunately for the insect he did not maintain airspeed velocity and hit the floor with a large splat and that, my friends was the end of the fly.. The moral? Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of sh1t.

@AR: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Am I to take a hint, too?

Jaan

[mark]

@luci: once there was a fly and he lived in a barn and one day he gorged himself on cowdung until he got soo massively obese that he had great difficulty flying so he climbed carefully up on top of a pile of old newspapers and then swung on the end of a piece of baling twine until he managed to make his way to a shovel handle, having gained such altitude he leaped into the air and attempted to flap his tiny fly wings to remain airborne, unfortunately for the insect he did not maintain airspeed velocity and hit the floor with a large splat and that, my friends was the end of the fly.. The moral? Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of sh1t.

@AR: in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Am I to take a hint, too?
Jaan

nope, was refering to the lady-fight between these two girlie-boys above. your little tiffle with AR is no business of mine, and as far as i'm concerned you won when you noticed he wasn't wearing any pants and AR woke up and stopped dreaming us all. bit of a hollow victory if ya ask me, ending the universe so you can win an argument with god.

[daisy]

what have you guys did to my thread



go get your own thread

[mark]

what have you guys did to my thread

go get your own thread

sorry big D.

in fairness it was better than the usual autogenital licking that usually passes for flirtatious foreplay around here. "look at me i'm licking my genitals" is cute and funny the first few times but after a while it becomes old, stale and sticky, and best avoided really.





my request to the mods: a library of emoticons so massively comprehensive that we will no longer need to write anything at all, all of our emotions will be conveyed by inoffensive smilie faces doing everything, licking themselves, running for president, taking over the world, everything.. implement at your soonest convinence

[daisy]

huh



didnot understand a single word mark just said

[Jaan]

what have you guys did to my thread

go get your own thread

Um, more publicity?

So sorry, Dais (you still like me right? )



Jaan

[daisy]

jaan you are still my friend

my fight is only with these evil men

[lizardking]

jaan you are still my friend
my fight is only with these evil men

men and evil?

why daisy? what did men do to you?

[san]

jaan you are still my friend
my fight is only with these evil men

men and evil?
why daisy? what did men do to you?

maybe it's more about what they have not done?



*please don't get your hammer out, daisy*



and why are these boys fighting all over the place? next time come do it in my backyard

[betty]

and why are these boys fighting all over the place? next time come do it in my backyard

Entertainment galore!!!!

[san]

if the boys do turn up, i'll invite u, betty