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Postby ground_zero » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:21 pm

1)Man who pee on electric fence, receive shocking news. <br> <br>2)Crowded elevator smell different to midget. <br> <br>:D <br>
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Postby ground_zero » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:22 pm

pardon my english <br>;)
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Postby Habitual Perfectionist - With a funny bo » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:17 am

The fact that its you and only you, who has been adding to this thread and the other one with a similar subject, is funnier than any of the quotes either here or there. <br> <br>You redefine perseverance dude! <br>
In un foro nella terra, viva un hobbit
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Postby WeePee » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:57 pm

There\'s no such thing called gravity, its just that the earth \'sucks\'.
There's no such thing called gravity, its just that the earth sucks.
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Postby Fiddler » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:02 pm

- Man who sit on rosebush soon get the point! <br>- Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot! <br>- Man without legs bums around!
'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
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Postby WeePee » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:29 pm

He, who has the last laugh, must have understood the joke last.
There's no such thing called gravity, its just that the earth sucks.
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Postby Ravi » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:58 pm

Individualists Unite!
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Postby HolyMartyr » Sun Dec 21, 2003 7:11 pm

Life is sexually transmitted disease!
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Postby Indifferent » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:57 am

- Never hit a man when he\'s down. He might get up again. <br>- When everything\'s coming your way, you\'re in the wrong lane of traffic. <br>- We are the people our parents warned us about. <br>- Never race trains to crossings. If it\'s a tie, you lose! <br>- There\'s intelligent life on earth, but i\'m only visiting! <br>
Ultimately, we are all dead men.
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Postby HotShorts » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:18 am

SOME GOOD QUOTES ABOUT SEX: <br>******************* <br> <br>\"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to <br>support it for the rest of your life.\" <br> --Michael Sinz <br> <br>\"It isn\'t premarital sex if you have no intention of <br>getting married.\" <br> --Matt Barry <br> <br>\"What do I know about sex? I\'m a married man.\" <br> --Tom Clancy <br> <br>\"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, <br>natural, wholesome things that money can buy.\" <br> --Steve Martin <br> <br>\"You know that look women get when they want sex? <br>. . .Me neither.\" <br> --Drew Carey <br> <br>\"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but <br>as meaningless experiences go, it\'s pretty damned good.\" <br> --Woody Allen <br> <br>\"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don\'t have <br>a good partner, you\'d better have a good hand.\" <br> --Unknown <br> <br>\"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen.\" <br> -- Rev. Sydney Smith <br> <br>\"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date <br>on Saturday night.\" <br> --Woody Allen <br> <br>\"Homosexuality is God\'s way of insuring that the truly <br>gifted aren\'t burdened with children.\" <br> --Sam Austin <br> <br>\"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.\" <br> --George Burns <br> <br>\"Life is a sexually transmitted disease.\" <br> --Unknown <br> <br>\"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.\" <br> <br>\"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.\" <br> --Henry Miller
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Postby Johnny » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:16 pm

When the rape is inevitable, why not relax and enjoy it?
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