by HotShorts » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:18 am
SOME GOOD QUOTES ABOUT SEX:
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<br>\"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to
<br>support it for the rest of your life.\"
<br> --Michael Sinz
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<br>\"It isn\'t premarital sex if you have no intention of
<br>getting married.\"
<br> --Matt Barry
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<br>\"What do I know about sex? I\'m a married man.\"
<br> --Tom Clancy
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<br>\"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
<br>natural, wholesome things that money can buy.\"
<br> --Steve Martin
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<br>\"You know that look women get when they want sex?
<br>. . .Me neither.\"
<br> --Drew Carey
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<br>\"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but
<br>as meaningless experiences go, it\'s pretty damned good.\"
<br> --Woody Allen
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<br>\"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don\'t have
<br>a good partner, you\'d better have a good hand.\"
<br> --Unknown
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<br>\"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen.\"
<br> -- Rev. Sydney Smith
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<br>\"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
<br>on Saturday night.\"
<br> --Woody Allen
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<br>\"Homosexuality is God\'s way of insuring that the truly
<br>gifted aren\'t burdened with children.\"
<br> --Sam Austin
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<br>\"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.\"
<br> --George Burns
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<br>\"Life is a sexually transmitted disease.\"
<br> --Unknown
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<br>\"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.\"
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<br>\"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.\"
<br> --Henry Miller