2 lines sweet, 2 lines bitter

[SimarikSmokin]

There was an Irish guy name mark



Who only came out in the dark



Went to the ocean and got bitten by a Shark



And fixed his wounds with trees bark.

[CtrlAltDel]

Cad your trying to find words that rhymes with cad

u cud've said "wasnt ever sad"....

[SimarikSmokin]

cad its ok its only a poem



how bout u write me one huh

[CtrlAltDel]

how bout u write me one huh

this sweet girl SimarikSmokin...

whose posts are logically challengin'...

and hurt the reader's noggin...

everytime she just logs in...

[~akidna~]

There was an Irish guy name mark

Who only came out in the dark

Went to the ocean and got bitten by a Shark

And fixed his wounds with trees bark.

ouch..... poor mark

[mark]

Ode to SS



slipping and sliding through various threads,

supple suprises spring forth from her mouth,

she suddenly straightens and points with her head

to the wizard with whom she's about to do battle.



The Board holds it's breath, the snake poises to strike,

the wizard he counters with icy remarks,

a strike from his staff, the snake steps aside,

and gathers herself for the showdown.



Slowly she circles, her coils glistening darkly,

the wizard prepares for his final spell,

he casts and she strikes and the smoke slowly clears,

a stalemate results and the crowd all exhale.



she kisses him lightly with a glint in her eye,

fire and ice meet, frozen in flames,

watch out BW you know i'm not jokin,

you ain't seen the last of SimarikSmokin!

[CtrlAltDel]

good one marky....

[~akidna~]

Ode to SS

she kisses him lightly with a glint in her eye,
fire and ice meet, frozen in flames,
watch out BW you know i'm not jokin,
you ain't seen the last of SimarikSmokin!

That part was the coolest

[Sharjeel]

Wah Waah!

[SimarikSmokin]

Mark you remind me of Happy Gilmore



You think you are done but there is always Still More



No interest in battle, cause i don't like blood and Gore



I rather have dinner on the Carolina Shore.

[rock_26iin]

A poetic curse-fest?

[SimarikSmokin]

There once was a Fellow name Rock



Who only hit on girls in Frocks



Why discriminate?



Its time to Celebrate!

[rock_26iin]

There once was a Fellow name Rock

Who only hit on girls in Frocks

I like me women to be modern, not weird

[SimarikSmokin]

dude do u not see the humor in it jeez! its a poem not real life. And frocks are dresses

[SimarikSmokin]

Now! said Kelly where is that lizard



She called for the Wizard



who was out hunting in the Blizzard



And came inside all shiverred.

[lizard king]

pokin me, chokin me.

Mentally provokin me

I live the life of a priviliged,

hey simarik, u smokin me!

[ycr007]

Hmmm...Four Lines......Saddd....I got only Two......In another Thread though....

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Let's see if anyone can add more hillarious ones?????

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

[mark]

we've moved into uncharted territory now. the poststructural poetry thread with flowers.

rules: as many line as you want as many times as you want as many rythmes as you want. result.

best to just turn off your mind relax and float upstream. ~~

[lizard king]

we've moved into uncharted territory now. the poststructural poetry thread with flowers.
rules: as many line as you want as many times as you want as many rythmes as you want. result.
best to just turn off your mind relax and float upstream. ~~

shooting stars

eternal cars

rosy roads

cosy pink lines

eat me up

bit by bit, one bite at a time

lest i bleed into the

oceans, invoiting sharks

to feed on the filth of the

world. peadophiles, hands in

pockets and disco of the eighties



And ehy did they shoot John Lennon

would nt Stevie wonder be good enough?

he is black, is nt that an excuse enough

the movie tonight is abut

u and i, the tales

we spent in the

bylanes of life

crucifying christs and _



heard of he samoan rendezvous?

if u did nt u are lucky

if u did, welcome to

my world

[mark]

i agreee with you bout john lrnnon. i'd love to climb inside his hiwed.

[SimarikSmokin]

The one i loved, dearly

broke my heart, and took off with no sign

Why? i asked whats wrong with me

Nothing i cried he is spineless

looking at the window all alone

got to know myself a little more

talking and laughing crying

i asked myself i am crying for a broken shoe?

[ycr007]

My tire was thumping.



I thought it was flat



When I looked at the tire...



I noticed your cat.



Sorry!



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Heard your wife left you,



How upset you must be.



But don't fret about it...



She moved in with me.



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Looking back over the years



that we've been together,



I can't help but wonder...



"What the hell was I thinking?"



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Congratulations on your wedding day!



Too bad no one likes your husband.



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How could two people as beautiful as you



Have such an ugly baby?



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I've always wanted to have



someone to hold,



someone to love.



After having met you .



I've changed my mind.



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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.



I never believed in Hell until I met you.



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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...



That you're not here to ruin it for me!



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Congratulations on your promotion.



Before you go...



Would you like to take this knife out of my back?



You'll probably need it again.



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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!



(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)



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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.



Almost Life-like!



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When we were together,



you always said you'd die for me.



Now that we've broken up,



I think it's time you kept your promise.



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We have been friends for a very long time



Let's say we stop?!



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I'm so miserable without you



it's almost like you're here.



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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.



Did you ever find out who the father was?



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Your friends and I wanted to do



something special for your birthday.



So we're having you put to sleep.



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So your daughter's a hooker,



and it spoiled your day.



Look at the bright side,



it's really good pay.

[mark]

A momentary glance was all it took,

I fixed my eye on her soul from across the room.

I could see that she was seeing me,

our souls exposed for the briefest of moments.

A waiter spins between us with a tray,

the moment is gone but will always be remembered

long after rationality returns and makes its excuses.



The party continues but there's no love in it now,

the guests are made of cardboard, the food is plastic,

the music grates across my naked soul.



The universe carves away at us, finer and finer,

down to the fractal depths, layer after layer of impossibly fine detail,

etching our pain and joy on our souls forever.

As we change under times brush, so He does under ours,

creator and creation too tightly wrapped to possibly distinguish between,

like a hand drawing it's self, the beautiful paradox of life.



As we create and are created, we wait alone

for that momentary glance into the eye of the universe,

a look of understanding, a wink.

A momentary glance is all it takes.

[Happy Husband]

There was once a lad name Cad

Who was always sad

although he is an excellent dad

and that is definantely not a Fad.

What abt a poem on me... I am coping with stress..

Let me cheer your poem...

[talking]

wen u r here i feel

as though a big thing is sitting near mee

then i realise that

u r a pig