Do we realy need a wife?

[uzma]

Infact i want to ask this question to all the readers...offcourse..men folks...



Do u realy need a wife ..in your life...??

As every thing is available..from bed-partners to womb...Do you need realy to go through the druggeries / securities/ expensive (mentally) impacts of marriage?



I know if its posed to women folks ...they will have different replies !! isn't it?

[DRS]

uzma
Registered User









FH peepz... do u think my search ends here



dono bout who needs whom and who doesnt needs neone.. but I need uzma not kiddin

[uzma]

uzma
Registered User




FH peepz... do u think my search ends here

dono bout who needs whom and who doesnt needs neone.. but I need uzma not kiddin

well !!!!what does that mean??

[CtrlAltDel]

that means he's looking for a wife



congrats!

[DRS]

that means he's looking for a wife

congrats!

cadwa.. recall my first post bout uzma

[Cadwa]

that means he's looking for a wife

congrats!

cadwa.. recall my first post bout uzma

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

[Amby]

Hi! Folks,

This is my first ever post to this forum and I really think we need a life-partner. Call it a wife or something else. Yes you can buy anything from a bed-partner to womb, but they wont be trustworthy and loyal.

If you can't afford them you will be left alone. Also, apart from this materialistic needs we need emotional support which money cant buy.

[Ustaad]

Infact i want to ask this question to all the readers...offcourse..men folks...

Do u realy need a wife ..in your life...??
As every thing is available..from bed-partners to womb...Do you need realy to go through the druggeries / securities/ expensive (mentally) impacts of marriage?

I know if its posed to women folks ...they will have different replies !! isn't it?

to be honest.. you donot..

but in life you gotta slow down and settle down eventually.



I'd be lucky if i find a wife who's caring, understanding,be a good mother! and gives me space from time to time.



bottom line. Yes we do, for better or worse.



Woman : can't live with them , can't live without em !



huh!

[Amazon]

Ofcourse wife is needed in life...B'coz wife is a good friend...whom you can trust and share your personal matters....and ask for advices in sensitve issues during family disputes.Rely on her when you have tough times in office...who inturn supports u always...

She is a good helper in all matters .and she can take care of your children in absence of ur presence....( u can be tense free at tht time too)



U come so tired from office...though she too came from office she takes care of you and expects so little...she cooks for u ....talks to you ...brithens the evening.....though she is also tired...



Now tell me...don't u want a wife???? in life???



-------------------AA

Never press a point too hard b'coz a deep wound is hard to heal & usually leaves a scar.

[that of 'this' uzma]

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

oh well if am being asked....i wud say, yes, we do need a life partner there are always ups n down in the life guds and bads.. so u do need someone to pacify u in times when life seems to b hard.... so I wud need u

[CtrlAltDel]

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

oh well if am being asked....i wud say, yes, we do need a life partner there are always ups n down in the life guds and bads.. so u do need someone to pacify u in times when life seems to b hard.... so I wud need u

:shock: EXCUSE ME????

[DRS]

:shock: EXCUSE ME????

Excused

[mysterious babe]

of course....where else will u get ur laundry done for free...(just kidding)

[Ustaad]

-------------------AA
Never press a point too hard b'coz a deep wound is hard to heal & usually leaves a scar.

WTF? are you talking to me ?





Yes. we need a wife for better or for worse. Read my earlier post.You F@#$tard!



what is

-------------------AA supposed to mean ? BTW?

[VJ]

Well it depends.



If u r in India then u must definitely need someone and its almost impossible to maintain an affair everytime with someone in this society.



If u r abroad then its a different matter. Its One night standing. So think about it guys.



Its my time to think about it too.....







@VJ

[uzma]

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

oh well if am being asked....i wud say, yes, we do need a life partner there are always ups n down in the life guds and bads.. so u do need someone to pacify u in times when life seems to b hard.... so I wud need u

:shock: EXCUSE ME????

hey it seems i have missed out Many things !!!!!!



and what is 'this'...'that" uzma??

[Ustaad]

Well it depends.

If u r in India then u must definitely need someone and its almost impossible to maintain an affair everytime with someone in this society.

If u r abroad then its a different matter. Its One night standing. So think about it guys.

Its my time to think about it too.....



@VJ

india or abroad , you still need a wife.

you cannot bring home a stripper every night or have a live-in relationship without kinds.



Gotta settle down, man.Someday!

[ustaad]

or have a live-in relationship without kinds.

Gotta settle down, man.Someday!

oops a typo.

meant to say kids.

[DRS]

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

oh well if am being asked....i wud say, yes, we do need a life partner there are always ups n down in the life guds and bads.. so u do need someone to pacify u in times when life seems to b hard.... so I wud need u

:shock: EXCUSE ME????

hey it seems i have missed out Many things !!!!!!

and what is 'this'...'that" uzma??

this that points towards mine

[CtrlAltDel]

i know...in know...in that thread, i remember posting about this uzma...

oh well if am being asked....i wud say, yes, we do need a life partner there are always ups n down in the life guds and bads.. so u do need someone to pacify u in times when life seems to b hard.... so I wud need u

:shock: EXCUSE ME????

hey it seems i have missed out Many things !!!!!!

and what is 'this'...'that" uzma??

"THIS Uzma" refers to you, and "THAT Uzma" refers to DRS's crush

[gyanster]

Do we really need a wife?

Wait I'll ask my girlfriend...

[CtrlAltDel]

[/b]

Do we really need a wife?

Wait I'll ask my girlfriend...[b]

if she approves, u can plan for some threesomes - u, yr wife and yr girlfriend

[ustaad]

[/b]

Do we really need a wife?

Wait I'll ask my girlfriend...[b]

if she approves, u can plan for some threesomes - u, yr wife and yr girlfriend

ooh , a menage a trois .



Sounds exiting.

[mango]

rofl.. ustaad. calm down bro. i doubt thats gonna happen. i agree with you btw, cant live w or w/out em

[MaNoMan]

Some one who decided that he shud have a wife, the story so far

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as: Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 and Golf 7.5
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please HELP!!
Thanks,
A Troubled User


---------- REPLY ----------


Dear Troubled User:
This is a very, very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I also suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! It comes with several support programs, such as: Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs; improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend: Flowers 2.1, Hugs 4.3 and especially Diamonds 5.0
WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support