Men Vs. Women, Round 1

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oh boy! a female hindu parinda...

[samai]

:roll: oh boy! a female hindu parinda...

Fallout of living in arab countries. Factual. We lived in India all our lives, fully protected and free (comparitively), how will we understand kavya's pain and anger? Give that child a break, people.

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'child' seems to be right!



definitely living in some gulf countries has that effect. i know of quite many gulf-returned hindus and christians who have a similar attitude towards muslims.

[mango]

wow.. i was kinda laughing when i saw the first post but yeahh.. yall made this into a warzone. chill out dudes (and dudettes)

[cragg]

This bitch is is crazy abt the word sex ,sexy sexist. Might be a reincarnation of draupadi needing an army to be satisfied

first join an english speaking course 101 recommended
again , u seem to be a woman-oppressor ...

You know him very well. Old flame?

must be 1 of those many mozlums who tried to eve tease me when i waz in hyderabad ...... they cant resist if they see a girl not dressed in a burka

Now, don't change the subject, precious.

He called you by your pet name, and you know what he likes.

i waz 8 yrs old at that time
those guys were 30 sumthing , wat do u call them if they talk abut ur boobs or azz ?? I guess ur mother told u wat the great man muhammad ( piece be into him) did to poor ayesha when she waz 6 and he was 56 rite ?? no prizes for guessing ......... I-SLAM all she did waz submisssion corse i-slam is religion of peace n submisssion to da male who can call names like bitch to any woman / girl he wants to

Well I think u r a case of child abuse which is rampant more in the west and east than gulf , U shud ovecome it by consulting a gud psychiatrist instead of spitting racial venom on others . You might have bad experiences in gulf but if that was the case why did ur parents go there begging for a job , they cud have gone west to lick white mans shit which u wud luv to do. And believe me u can roam around completely nude there without anyone infringing on ur freedom.



And abt the religious facts being conveyed to u by ur mother , i know there are people who stuff small childerns minds with worng information but thats her fault.



Ask ur mother how ceeta was screwed from behind by luxmun nd also she gave birth to ravuns sons and i will private message u more details which ur mother must have missed telling you.

[smack]

WTFs happening here??



This is turning into a personal sling fest.



Mods, some moderation is required here.

[Sharjeel]

Kya tobhi kyaki tobhi...

[compatriot]

This Bitch is making our fullhyderabad a racial warzone.



Some bitches do anything to get noticed and appreciated . So guys acknowledge that u have noticed her and that she is the one and only patriotic Indian who can bitch around with her needless, pointless, derailed discussions



KAVYA The Bitch

[Sharjeel]

This Bitch is making our fullhyderabad a racial warzone.

Some bitches do anything to get noticed and appreciated . So guys acknowledge that u have noticed her and that she is the one and only patriotic Indian who can bitch around with her needless, pointless, derailed discussions

Ho gaya ab, so please STFU.

[betty]

well said! but tell me as an individual do u follow whats written and how many men actually follow that.there are thousands of cases of domestic violence and atrocities that are behind the closed doors. i still cant figure one point that a women makes the maximum compromise in her life being a mother, a sister, a daughter and a wife. still rather than considering her an equal partner men often describe marriage as a bondage where they loose their freedom. i wonder do men realise that girls also loose the same freedom. to go to her friends place or go somewhere. i still remember my sister missing her best friend's wedding just because she was worried what her inlaws would say. do guys have to think about their plans. i am not a feminist. it takes a man and woman to make a realtionship and that realtionship itself is based on trust, relationship and faith.

Second you on that...good to read logical posts sometimes....



With age, I have started to realize 'men vs women' are passe...'men and women' shd be the new mantra so taht we can complement each others....

[betty]

WTFs happening here??

This is turning into a personal sling fest.

Mods, some moderation is required here.

You bet...



@Kavya, maybe you should get a grip on yourself...if you give off comments which provide room for abuse, then your replies and counter-replies are jsut going to turn all threads on this board very ugly. It is not that everything is your fault, but if you want to put forward strong views for or against something, on a public forum, more often that not, a logical way is better than an emotional one.



@Sherry, stop fanning the controversy and stay out...there are people on this board and in this thread who are prettty racist and sexist and i never thought you were one of them, so restrain your comments and let the thing die.



@others: let the thread continue on a light note as started by ustaad



Lastly, comments on Islam or on draupadi, etc....should not be done by people who ahve incomplete knowledge of subjects.

[Ustaad]

WTFs happening here??

This is turning into a personal sling fest.

Mods, some moderation is required here.

You bet...



@others: let the thread continue on a light note as started by ustaad

thanks for making that point. People are way too serious on this board/thread. Its gets boring after a while.





You all need to chill or i'll burst out

[Cragg]

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET



WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSlS









ELEMENT : Woman

SYMBOL : Wo

DISCOVERER : Adam

ATOMIC MASS : Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg

OCCURRENCES : Copious quantities in urban areas







PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :



1. Surface usually covered with painted film.

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied to correct places.



CHEMlCAL PROPERTIES :



1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.



COMMON USES :



1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.



TESTS :



1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in its natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.



HAZARDS :



1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained

at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact

with each other.

[mAnOmAn]

Before & After Love



Before - You take my breath away

After - I feel like I'm suffocating



Before - Twice a night

After - Twice a month



Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a

situation

After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac



Before - Saturday Night Fever

After - Monday Night Football



Before - Don't stop

After - Don't start



Before - Is that all you're having?

After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey



Before - It's like I'm living in a dream

After - It's like he lives in a dorm



Before - $60/doz.

After - $1.50/stem



Before - Turbocharged

After - Jumpstart



Before - We agree on everything

After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?



Before - Victoria's Secret

After - Fruit-of-the-Loom



Before - Charming and Noble

After - Chernobyl



Before - Feathers and handcuffs

After - Ball and chain



Before - Idol

After - Idle



Before - I love a woman with curves

After - I never said you were fat



Before - He's completely lost without me

After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?



Before - Time stood still

After - This relationship is going nowhere



Before - Croissant and cappuccino

After - Bagel and instant



Before - You look so seductive in black

After - Your clothes are so depressing



Before - Oysters

After - Fishsticks



Before - I can hardly believe we found each other

After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you



Before - Passion

After - Ration



Before - Once upon a time

After - The end

[rock_26iin]

Kya tobhi kyaki tobhi...

That line is patent pending!!!

[Sharjeel]

Kya tobhi kyaki tobhi...

That line is patent pending!!!

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

[labelle]

kisko flatter kar rahe ho sherry!

[Sharjeel]

kisko flatter kar rahe ho sherry!

:D



That "kya tobhi" line is rockys takiya kalaam.

[labelle]

leave that kid alone! and puhleeeease try to be creative! what say rocky?

[Sharjeel]

leave that kid alone! and puhleeeease try to be creative! what say rocky?

That kid looks like a bit overgrown.

[labelle]

hmmm i guess u are waiting a special treatment from rocky!

[rock_26iin]

[An Invader.]

Better stick to the subject rather than involving religion in your discussion. Arabs have their own positive and negative points so do Indian or any other nation.

Kindly stick to the subject and if you cannot reply then ignore rather than making a mess.