From a man to Tech Support)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,! Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Ent! Entertainment rogram. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
"Y! es Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of
action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful
how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch
the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application
is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Humor...or something like it.
Moderator: The Moderator Team
The following ads appeared in a newspaper over a period of four days, the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 555- 0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 555- 0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit.
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after a tonsils surgery."
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Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss in the morning, I came three times."
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She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after a tonsils surgery."
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Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss in the morning, I came three times."
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A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies.
"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy.
"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night."
Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.
"Well, did your son become a fireman?"
"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper."
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An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner.
After the husband's exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concern that you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
The doctor said that he would examine the wife, and then report back to the man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old nut", she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
"I'm a fireman," his old friend replies.
"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy.
"Well," says his friend, "if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, because the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night."
Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.
"Well, did your son become a fireman?"
"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper."
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An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner.
After the husband's exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concern that you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
The doctor said that he would examine the wife, and then report back to the man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old nut", she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
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An old Submarine Sailor walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the Submariner saw his uniform and asked, "Are you a real Submarine Sailor?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, riding boats. Snorkeling, deep dives, Diesel Boats, Nuclear Power, 90 day patrols, 6 month deployments, been through the ditch, across the equator, under the ice, and up to the pole, torpedoed, tracked with Active Sonar, built them, overhauled them, re-commissioned them, been in trail, fought flooding, fires.
I got a combat patrol pin, deterrent patrol pin and a DBF pin tattooed on my chest, THRESHER on my left arm SCORPION on the right, missiles on my back, and twin counter rotating screws on my ass.
I've drank beer in Germany, Scotch in Scotland, wine in Naples, puked at Beamans, ate Chili at SUBVETS and I ain't missed a SUBBALL since 1952 so I guess I am a Submarine Sailor.
What are you?".
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old Submariner looked at his uniform and asked, "Are you a real Submarine Sailor?"
The Sailor replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, riding boats. Snorkeling, deep dives, Diesel Boats, Nuclear Power, 90 day patrols, 6 month deployments, been through the ditch, across the equator, under the ice, and up to the pole, torpedoed, tracked with Active Sonar, built them, overhauled them, re-commissioned them, been in trail, fought flooding, fires.
I got a combat patrol pin, deterrent patrol pin and a DBF pin tattooed on my chest, THRESHER on my left arm SCORPION on the right, missiles on my back, and twin counter rotating screws on my ass.
I've drank beer in Germany, Scotch in Scotland, wine in Naples, puked at Beamans, ate Chili at SUBVETS and I ain't missed a SUBBALL since 1952 so I guess I am a Submarine Sailor.
What are you?".
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old Submariner looked at his uniform and asked, "Are you a real Submarine Sailor?"
The Sailor replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
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A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job.
She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left.
He walked into his house, laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done. "Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You're so mean." his wife replied. Three hours later, the blonde went in the house, and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man.
The astonished man handed her a $100 bill, and asked how she finished it so quickly.
"It takes time, but it was easy." was her reply. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left.
He walked into his house, laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done. "Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You're so mean." his wife replied. Three hours later, the blonde went in the house, and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man.
The astonished man handed her a $100 bill, and asked how she finished it so quickly.
"It takes time, but it was easy." was her reply. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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Kindergarten Kids & Boots
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them today."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them today."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."
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ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
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ycr007 wrote:Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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The Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly Forums
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A man was walking down the street, when he heard a voice calling out from behind. "If you take one more step, a brick will fall on you and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. After a while as he was about to cross the road, he heard the voice again, shouting " Stop! If you take one more step you will be run over by a car". the man did what he was told and sure enough, a car screeched by, barely missing him. Shaken, the man asked " Who the hell are you?", the voice replied "I am your guardian angel", "Oh yeah?" said the man, "and where the hell were you, when I got married?"
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
<I>-Every Day's a Holiday</I>
<I>-Every Day's a Holiday</I>
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Belated Women's Day special....
from the point of view of the female gender...
Why are vibrators better than men?
* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.
* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.
* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
* Position is your choice, not his.
* It always is hard.
* It doesn't leave a mess behind.
* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
* Vibrators are better then men because ...
* They don't get tired after the first time
* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
* Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.
* Safe sex without a rubber
* A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
* As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and coming!)
* Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!
* They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
* You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
* You can show it off to your friends.
* They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one
* It doesn't leave a wet spot.
* It can be stashed away in a drawer.
* It doesn't have a mother!!
* It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
* You know exactly where it's been.
* Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
* They never come before you do.
from the point of view of the female gender...
Why are vibrators better than men?
* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.
* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.
* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
* Position is your choice, not his.
* It always is hard.
* It doesn't leave a mess behind.
* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
* Vibrators are better then men because ...
* They don't get tired after the first time
* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
* Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.
* Safe sex without a rubber
* A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
* As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and coming!)
* Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!
* They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
* You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
* You can show it off to your friends.
* They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one
* It doesn't leave a wet spot.
* It can be stashed away in a drawer.
* It doesn't have a mother!!
* It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
* You know exactly where it's been.
* Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
* They never come before you do.
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hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:The Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly Forums
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:The Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???
Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly Forums
That wud rid the suspense
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ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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Wassup CAD,how come you arnt posting anything?CtrlAltDel wrote:ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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The Jackal - Level 1 Deity
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too lazy to type I guess...bina type kare hi PC boosting kya CAD bhai?The Jackal wrote:Wassup CAD,how come you arnt posting anything?CtrlAltDel wrote:ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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akhilis2cool - God!
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i had posted that line in bold...lekin ycr ke quote mein chalegaya...akhilis2cool wrote:too lazy to type I guess...bina type kare hi PC boosting kya CAD bhai?The Jackal wrote:Wassup CAD,how come you arnt posting anything?CtrlAltDel wrote:ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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- Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2002 5:02 pm
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kya hai ki...CtrlAltDel wrote:i had posted that line in bold...lekin ycr ke quote mein chalegaya...akhilis2cool wrote:too lazy to type I guess...bina type kare hi PC boosting kya CAD bhai?The Jackal wrote:Wassup CAD,how come you arnt posting anything?CtrlAltDel wrote:ycr007 wrote:i tried it with Mallika Sherawat instead of Aish...and it seemed more exciting!akhilis2cool wrote:hery shall i post that line here?ycr007 wrote:Even Recd one or two hate mail aftr i posted it on one of the Bolly ForumsThe Jackal wrote:Awesome one man.Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:hehhhhheeee Hehhhhheeeee.......Nice one ain't itttt???Sharjeel wrote:ycr007 wrote:1->>Go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en
2->>enter the following line into the translate textbox:
Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool
3->> translate from English to Spanish.
4->>copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to english
5->> What do u see...and why????
i donno the ans so askin you
That wud rid the suspense
koi naya joke post karo please...
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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kya post kare miyaan?ycr007 wrote:www.davesdaily.com
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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