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Very creative exam answers...

by MayPeaceBeUponU » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:43 am

... and funny too.
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
(dead sheep could really block your tap)


Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
(can't argue with that)

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
(to keep him cool in the desert ?)


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by MayPeaceBeUponU » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:00 am

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by Indiabo » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:39 am

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D
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by Chotee » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:19 pm

Quite impressive, this seems to be some scholar's work !!! :wink:
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by Chotee » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:21 pm

Sorry, forgot to mentioned "May peace be upon you too" :)
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